Who is there? Me.
Me who? I am me, you are you.
But you take my pronoun,
And we are us.

--- Marichiko

How do you measure your life ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, there was a girl who liked to pretend she was a spy. Crouched betwixt the folds of darkness, our heroine lay: quiet, dangerous, and desperately in need of a toilet ( Read more... )

Because I can't sleep with you tonight, I'll write about you instead.

After you said, "Why can't I close my eyes and still see you?" some politically incorrect jokes popped up in my mind - the kind I wouldn't hesitate telling you about, but would not share to other people, except maybe some of my "weird" friends as mentioned below.

PI joke #1: ( Read more... )

Dear Anonymous Friend ( Read more... )

When Jason and I were still together, I always gave him hell about not paying me enough attention. I'd be traipsing around the house completely naked, and his eyes would just remain glued to the computer screen, surfing for cars and women. Although I knew that all my "friendly" reminders went in one ear and out the other, I found out later that he ( Read more... )

I'm listening to a lot of upbeat music right now, and will probably be doing so for the next 62 hours. Something terrible is about to happen, and I need to cheer myself up somehow.

Just when I've discovered a new facet to an already multi-faceted something-something, I have to tear myself away from it. Parting is such sweet sorrow. Sigh, sigh, ( Read more... )

i remember being stranded in thousand oaks once. the car got a flat tire so we drove slowly out of I-5. we stopped at a convenience store, and there was a cute guy, and i asked him if i could borrow a pen because i needed to write something down. he handed me a pen.

a betty boop pen.

gay gay gay.

I recently stumbled upon a blog by someone who claims to have loved me once, and I was surprised to learn that this person writes very well. Reading through the skillfully-written entries, I wondered, "Did you ever write about me?"Anyway, as of late, inspiration has been sniffing around my vicinity, mostly instigated by David Sedaris' hilarious ( Read more... )

Pagkatapos maging martir, heto't martir na naman ang role ko. Leche.

Leche.