Friday:
"Sure they're perfect..."
"No, it's not too short..."
"Stupid hurts"
"OUCH! Smack it again and I'll..." (note there was slight bruising, sniff sniff)
Saturday:
"No, I am not a lesbian, bisexual, or even remotely curious! Ask me again and I'll rip your fucking head off and feed it to my thunderchicken, or the troll that was pushed off
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