Open Letter to Drunk Bisexual Bar Girls

[vexin_g]

Dear Girls:

Nobody likes being told they resemble Victoria Beckham or Samantha Ronson, even if you mean this comparison favorably. If somebody does respond well to these proposed similarities, this person is undoubtedly afflicted with scabies, syphilis, scurvy, or worse.

Comments

[jane_ire]

US Weekly is better anyway ...

[muse_ish_ous]

[snickering]