Title: Growing Up
Author: vfic83
Rating: PG
Fandom: Hikaru No Go
Pairings: None- Gen!
Length: 183 words.
Disclaimer: Hikaru No Go isn't mine. And I really, really don't want to claim this, either. Can someone else take the blame for the crack!bunny for me?
Spoilers: None
Summary: Sai learns about showers. Which probably sounds just as dumb as it is XD.
Warnings: Just general stupidity. Oh, and a naked chibi!Hikaru.
A/N: This is for
viridian_magpie, who guessed me for
blind_go round 3. The prompt was Hikaru, Sai, and a bathroom... it's taken forever to do this, but I hope you don't completely hate it. I'm so, so very sorry. This is apparently what my brain felt like doing with this prompt. XDDD
"Hikaru~"
"ACK!" Hikaru shrieked and hurriedly covered himself up with the shirt he was still holding. "Sai, I told you to stay outside!"
"But ~Hikaru~, I want to play Go."
"Can't I even take a shower? Jeez!"
Sai blinked. "Shower?"
Hikaru sighed in an exasperated way and rolled his eyes.
"Shower. You know, you stand under running water and get clean?"
Sai blinked some more.
"Gah!" Hikaru flailed. At least as much as he could while still keeping certain essential parts covered, anyway. "Just... go away, and I'll explain it when I'm done."
"But-"
"Ten minutes."
"But-"
"TEN MINUTES!"
"Fine," Sai pouted. "Ten minutes."
Three minutes later, Hikaru was rinsing the shampoo out of his hair when he heard a voice say, "Ooooh, how do you make the water run like that?"
"SAI!" he cried out, subconsciously backing away from where the ghost had his poking through the shower curtain, and then banging his own head against the wall.
"What?"
"Just..." Hikaru grumbled, rubbing the new bump on the back of his head. "Out!"
"There's no need to feel embarrassed, Hikaru," Sai said with a serious expression. "You're still very young. You'll grow."
There was a pause in which Hikaru just stood there with his mouth hanging open. Then...
"OUT!"