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[vibratora]

Dear Someone:

Please buy me a punching bag for Christmas so I don't ending up severely hurting myself, someone else, or something in my house when I have one of my fits of rage due to other people being an utter waste of flesh.

kthxbye,
Me.

Comments

[cheeserock]

punch those scary fake people you have.

[vibratora]

That's what Lindsey suggested, but I'm afraid with my luck an arm or leg would poke me in the eye.

[cheeserock]

but you rock the pirate look.

haven't seen you in ages. i am kinda broke, but i think we're going out tomorrow night, and then i am going to the sarah silverman movie friday night. all other activities i think need to be money-free.

[vibratora]

I'm down with the $ free activities as well. Let me know what's up.

[day_walker]

punch me. two for the price of one.

[vibratora]

But you are not a waste of flesh. I would feel bad. Well, worse, anyway.

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