A disgusting, flagrant, modern-day tale of love, joy, explicit and endearing description revolving around a highly narcissistic self-examination. A true epic. Don't miss it!

There was fire everywhere that I stood.

Reading her old entries, I copy the last lines of one gut-wrenching post, intending to paste them on facebook. Then, deciding that that may be too real, too current, I google the lines first ( Read more... )

And in this dream I awoke quite perturbed upon exiting my room to find that my entire apartment was now a mirrored reflection of its natural state. Standing in the doorway between rooms, I realized I was actually on the opposite side of the building. Everything, the entire structure, had somehow been reversed: Kitchen and bathroom, bedroom and ( Read more... )

"Stagecoach"; "The Wingo Kid"; "Lifeboat ( Read more... )

Thank you.

Isis is breaking up. I listen to Celestial and I'm pretty sure they're telling me to do things. "What things?" we all ask.

I don't know.

Welcome back.

I just reverted ( Read more... )

From: Bullock
Sep 28, 12:03 am
We made it home safely

To: Bullock
Sep 28, 12:04 am
Thank christ

It occurred to me the other day that the excitement of this journal, maybe writing in general, has run its course. I have a list full of friends who don't post anymore, myself included. Crystal is really the only one keeping the faith. I had almost come to the conclusion that I'll never write an entry again when I saw the advertisement ( Read more... )

I'm amazed that after twenty some-odd years of watching the Simpsons, basically memorizing every episode from seasons 2-8 and dissecting each character both inside and outside the classroom, it took Courtney, who was never allowed to watch the show, to watch one line where Principal Seymour Skinner mentions his mother to ask "Is he supposed to be ( Read more... )

"Look in the mirror, you'll see it! One side is round, the other side is flat ( Read more... )