“GUESS HOW MUCH I FUCKED SOMEBODY~*~* 8DDD”
I mentioned the other day that I had made grabbyhands at a whole bunch of new music, and since we all know I basically live to whore things out at people, HERE HAS A SHARING. 8D; ♥
Namie Amuro ☆ WILD/Dr.
…all I can say is, why the hell did I not download this before? Unf. ♥ WILD is quite possibly one of my favourite songs of hers period, and I like Dr. an awful lot, too.
Girl Next Door ☆ Seeds of Dream
Not a bad single, but I do have to admit - nothing else I have yet heard from them has come anywheres close to topping their rendition of The Star-Spangled Banner I MEANNN COUGH. (Which, if you’ve not yet heard, you really really should.) Probably my favourite track here, though, is 偶然の確率(Oh My Gold Mix), I think. :3
SuG ☆ 39GalaxyZ
This single would be made of fucking win if for absolutely no reason beyond the track titles alone - 39GalaxyZ, V.I.P. GOBLINZ (probably my favourite of the lot, which is really saying something seeing as I love them all and…yeah, leave it to SuG to get me obsessed with a song titled V.I.P. GOBLINZ, of all things), and VAMP VAMP VAMP. Ohhhh SuG how I have come to love thee and everything about this pretty much explains exactly why. ♥ …but pleasepleaseplease someone tell me I am not the only one who thought of Harry Potter and Gringotts sob.
twenty4-7 ☆ Progress
On the one hand, I don’t think I like this album quite as much as Life, their first. But on the other hand, this album contains Back AGAIN, which is easily my favourite song of theirs ever, so. :3 Either way, I think I need to listen to the whole thing some more to properly decide andIreallydolovethemsquee.
Hazel Nuts Chocolate ☆ Cute
ADLFKJAADFLK OH MY GOD ALBUM TITLE SAYS IT ALL D’AWWWW. ;A; She/her music is the most darling thing ever and I am not even kidding BRB WIBBLING FOREVER. Actually, one of my very first reactions upon putting this album on was simply to think of My Little Ponies, because…that really somehow is what her music reminds me of LOL. DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN???
Ayaka Ikio ☆ RE: ACID QUEEN
…LMFAO SHE IS MY NEW FAVOURITE THING EVER HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD. EMPHASIS ON THE BAD.
Imagine, if you will, Gackt randomly having a younger sister - or perhaps a random illegitimate daughter (because let’s face it, between the Magnum™ and all those centuries he has apparently had to put it to good use for eight hours at a time, would anyone really be surprised?) - that also decided to make music
and who got drunk
and high
and, after achieving a true mastery of the English language that only Gackt himself could also boast
threw herself into a club and began to sing
all while still drunk and high. And really fucking horny.
Because that, my dears, is more or less exactly what this album would sound like. And I fucking love it.
She starts off with a perfectly normal intro, and then a bloody amazing first track proper, Spin Me Round. By the time I got through Spin, I was already pretty much sold, and impressed by its solidity.
And then, suddenly, there was Mess Up My Body. Which, yes, is in fact every bit as lulzy as the title implies. But, lulz aside, Mess is also a more or less otherwise totally solid track, and really fucking catchy.
But then. Ohhhh then.
THEN, there was LoLLyPoP.
This song is like the bastard lyrical lovechild of Vanilla and the epic Engrish in December Love - or maybe even Apres Midi E-Style from way back in the Malice Mizer days, when Gackt’s “English” was arguably even worse - that was then remixed to a techno beat with some Viagra thrown in.
And it is a thing of fucking beauty.
There is absolutely no other way to describe it.
Which is why pretty much the entire song itself just consists of an incredibly energetic vomiting of profanity and verbally-keysmashed porn.
Oh, and random lines such as “THERES A LOLLYPOP INSIIIIDE MEEEEE~*” and “I DON’T WANT TO DIE DDD:” out of seemingly nowhere and for no apparent reason. Yeah. (And, arguably my very favourite line of all, “GUESS HOW MUCH I FUCKED SOMEBODY~*~* 8DDD” because - just - lol.)
Seriously, you guys. If you do not at LEAST download this one, you have no fucking idea what you are missing, and I will not be responsible for this sad sad lack in your lives.
(And ps Ayaka Ikio is also really hot herself as if this whole mess needed yet another incentive. *A*;)
Mayhaps I should make posts like this more often. Hmm~*. :3
Namie Amuro ☆ WILD/Dr.
…all I can say is, why the hell did I not download this before? Unf. ♥ WILD is quite possibly one of my favourite songs of hers period, and I like Dr. an awful lot, too.
Girl Next Door ☆ Seeds of Dream
Not a bad single, but I do have to admit - nothing else I have yet heard from them has come anywheres close to topping their rendition of The Star-Spangled Banner I MEANNN COUGH. (Which, if you’ve not yet heard, you really really should.) Probably my favourite track here, though, is 偶然の確率(Oh My Gold Mix), I think. :3
SuG ☆ 39GalaxyZ
This single would be made of fucking win if for absolutely no reason beyond the track titles alone - 39GalaxyZ, V.I.P. GOBLINZ (probably my favourite of the lot, which is really saying something seeing as I love them all and…yeah, leave it to SuG to get me obsessed with a song titled V.I.P. GOBLINZ, of all things), and VAMP VAMP VAMP. Ohhhh SuG how I have come to love thee and everything about this pretty much explains exactly why. ♥ …but pleasepleaseplease someone tell me I am not the only one who thought of Harry Potter and Gringotts sob.
twenty4-7 ☆ Progress
On the one hand, I don’t think I like this album quite as much as Life, their first. But on the other hand, this album contains Back AGAIN, which is easily my favourite song of theirs ever, so. :3 Either way, I think I need to listen to the whole thing some more to properly decide andIreallydolovethemsquee.
Hazel Nuts Chocolate ☆ Cute
ADLFKJAADFLK OH MY GOD ALBUM TITLE SAYS IT ALL D’AWWWW. ;A; She/her music is the most darling thing ever and I am not even kidding BRB WIBBLING FOREVER. Actually, one of my very first reactions upon putting this album on was simply to think of My Little Ponies, because…that really somehow is what her music reminds me of LOL. DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN???
Ayaka Ikio ☆ RE: ACID QUEEN
…LMFAO SHE IS MY NEW FAVOURITE THING EVER HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD. EMPHASIS ON THE BAD.
Imagine, if you will, Gackt randomly having a younger sister - or perhaps a random illegitimate daughter (because let’s face it, between the Magnum™ and all those centuries he has apparently had to put it to good use for eight hours at a time, would anyone really be surprised?) - that also decided to make music
and who got drunk
and high
and, after achieving a true mastery of the English language that only Gackt himself could also boast
threw herself into a club and began to sing
all while still drunk and high. And really fucking horny.
Because that, my dears, is more or less exactly what this album would sound like. And I fucking love it.
She starts off with a perfectly normal intro, and then a bloody amazing first track proper, Spin Me Round. By the time I got through Spin, I was already pretty much sold, and impressed by its solidity.
And then, suddenly, there was Mess Up My Body. Which, yes, is in fact every bit as lulzy as the title implies. But, lulz aside, Mess is also a more or less otherwise totally solid track, and really fucking catchy.
But then. Ohhhh then.
THEN, there was LoLLyPoP.
This song is like the bastard lyrical lovechild of Vanilla and the epic Engrish in December Love - or maybe even Apres Midi E-Style from way back in the Malice Mizer days, when Gackt’s “English” was arguably even worse - that was then remixed to a techno beat with some Viagra thrown in.
And it is a thing of fucking beauty.
There is absolutely no other way to describe it.
Which is why pretty much the entire song itself just consists of an incredibly energetic vomiting of profanity and verbally-keysmashed porn.
Oh, and random lines such as “THERES A LOLLYPOP INSIIIIDE MEEEEE~*” and “I DON’T WANT TO DIE DDD:” out of seemingly nowhere and for no apparent reason. Yeah. (And, arguably my very favourite line of all, “GUESS HOW MUCH I FUCKED SOMEBODY~*~* 8DDD” because - just - lol.)
Seriously, you guys. If you do not at LEAST download this one, you have no fucking idea what you are missing, and I will not be responsible for this sad sad lack in your lives.
(And ps Ayaka Ikio is also really hot herself as if this whole mess needed yet another incentive. *A*;)
Mayhaps I should make posts like this more often. Hmm~*. :3