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Some things just never change.
In preparation for packing/moving out, I've been spending a lot of time lately going through shit and deciding what all I need to take with, since, obviously, once I'm out it's not as though I can ever come back to retrieve anything I may have forgotten ( Read more... ) -
BEAMING WITH EPIC WAIFU PRIDE BRB
My darling darling flist-chan, I do believe I have finally discovered the secret to domestic confidence:
My mother.
GEE, I BET THERE'S A SURPRISE~* 8)
Seriously. I may not know what the fuck I'm doing in the kitchen, but at least I have common fucking sense. Which is far more than I can say for this woman, and if she has survived doing it for ( Read more... ) -
LMFAO WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELLS WAS THAT ABOUT WTF
CRAZY MOTHER :: "[RANDOMLY BARGES IN HERE] HEYYY...DO YOU REMEMBER...WHEN YOUR DAD READ YOU THE HOBBITS..."
JACEY :: "...The Hobbits? XD;;; Yeah. I remember when he read me The Hobbits."
CRAZY MOTHER :: "THERE WAS AN ELF..."
JACEY :: "..."
CRAZY MOTHER :: "THAT WAS IN THE BOOKS..."
JACEY :: "..."
CRAZY MOTHER :: "BUT WASN'T IN THE MOVIE..."
JACEY ( Read more... ) -
...well THIS is going to make for a fun chapter of my memoirs!
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Some of you may very well remember my mother's Epic Sidewalk Paranoia™, which began several years back when she completely flipped the fuck out on my former best friend and I simply because we were sitting on the sidewalkYes. Because we were sitting on the sidewalk ( Read more... ) -
I'd wanted to post this around the same time we were actually having our first cracksation, so... ♥
For me, it's always been about the little things.
And so, in a way, it makes sense -- that one single post on a journaling community and two single comments in reply could not only change your entire life but suddenly somehow give it meaningAnd I've always believed in red strings ( Read more... ) -
Sometimes, you've just got to deal with stress by telling people how you're feeling.
And in today's edition of Completely Unsurprising News Is Completely Unsurprising, my parents have thus far spent the entire day being utter fail! :D
And by utter fail, I mean my father has apparently forgotten yet again, for the nth fucking time, that he does not live here anymore and has not for a good five years or so now, and has been chilling ( Read more... ) -
You kind of know your day is going to be amazing when it randomly starts off with things like these.
kiwikittyboy: oh lord.
kiwikittyboy: do you remember when Desirae demanded I tell her stories?
kiwikittyboy: and i wrote about Fairy Hitler
kiwikittyboy: what is wrong with my life
vicious-lullaby: NOTHING.
kiwikittyboy: LOL >>
kiwikittyboy: OKAY THEN WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS YOUTUBE COMMENT
kiwikittyboy: DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE TO YOU
kiwikittyboy: yo yo yo bbo that shits for real mutha? fuck. shit bitch fuckin ass and blat blat.
vicious-lullaby: yo yo yo bbo = clearly ( Read more... ) -
how did we not realise this before
On the phone this morning, pekori and I had (yet another!) Revelation, and it is four-fold.
ONE, Orihime/Momo = OTP 4 LYYYYYFE. And why?
WITH THEIR WHINGING COMBINED, THEY FORM...
PRINCESS PEACH~!
TWO, in the meantime, Kurosaki-kun can busy himself growing a gd moustache maybe with the halp of Levi of the Varia coughcough, because if anyone in ( Read more... )