So yesterday I tried out the bandito thing. It hasn't caught on yet it seems, but I will keep working at it. Quoting Tuco and calling people Senore is pretty fun as it turns out. If it gets cool enough I will buy a poncho. Ponchos are marred by hippies but let's not forget that the man with no name totally rocked one and made them super sweet. I ( Read more... )

I have decided that we need to find a new super cool thing to obsess over. Ninjas and pirates are awesome but everyone likes them now, dumb scene kids have ruined it for everyone, fuck you myspace.com. We need to get in on the next big thing before trendy retards co-opt nerd culture once more, they are trying hard to ruin nintendo and atari now but ( Read more... )

In a down mood, so let's play pretend. I am a dinosaur with wings and I can spit acid. What do you pretend?

I wish my nose was bright enough to guide Santa's sleigh. :(

The bank thinks my last name is Comtreras. I just don't know who this man staring back at me from the mirror is anymore. Contreras or Comtreras? I just don't know anymore.

All yesterday was a Harry Potter day. Practically everyone I know mentioned Harry Potter to me for some reason. The whole world wants me to read those fucking books, but I am resisting. It is really weird and interesting when I have these days where everyone independently brings up a subject, the fact that it was Harry Potter and how I should read ( Read more... )

I walk by Hot Topic every single day and the same mall rat kids in black eyeliner and dark clothing sneer at me and everyone else who walks by. I should challenge all these 13 year olds to fights.

I'm made out of clay, hooray.

Santa came into my work today. He was on a break from the north pole set up in the mall, so he was looking around at the goods and I decided it was a good chance to get a direct line to the big man. I asked him for one of those sexy new slim ps2's and he said he would look into it. That's right suckers, I personally know Santa and you don't.

I want to start a band called the Seoul Searchers.