today i was awoken by shant and manny at 8:45 this morning and got super stoned. dope.

aren and i were at a mcdonalds parking lot because mcdonalds', itself, was closed. there was an el pollo loco/fosters freeze hybrid next door so we decided to go there. as we were walking to el pollo loco, there was this crazy man just standing there waving his arms in the air and mumbling stuff. when aren and i passed him, he started following us ( Read more... )

on our way to anthony's place, aren and i saw these two latina chicas fight. there were a crowd of kids in this alley and we stopped right in front of it due to a red light. these girls were fighting all crazy. hardcore fight. some mexican thug pulled over and was watching and cheering them on. there was a kid watching with a guitar. he should have ( Read more... )

today aren and i went to the mtv office for the taildaters audition. by the time we both got there, we were stoned out of our minds. aren ended up auditioning to be the dater and i was his tailer. i'm one of aren's taildaters for sure. at the office, all you saw were good looking people. like the people you see on the shows. they looked like fake ( Read more... )

aren and i set out to the mtv office to audition for taildaters today. but sadly, we failed. we couldn't find the building. i was having doubts about auditioning. i know i would end up embarrassing myself. there's a difference between making a fool of yourself on purpose and just plain, being embarrassed. all i want to be is the friend that ( Read more... )

aren called me today and told me that mtv called him back about an e-mail he sent them wanting to be on taildaters. he asked if he could bring someone along. so tomorrow we're both going to go to the audition. it'll be weird and awesome if we make it. i don't know if i could handle being the main guy. i'd be too nervous and make a fool of myself. i ( Read more... )

there's an episode of dismissed where this guy takes these two girls to the glendale batting cages right behind my place. the one next to jons. way cool.

the guy is a total bro.

it looks like one of the requirements to make it into DZO in sorority life is being ugly. you even have a better chance of making it if you're hideous.

my dad called and told me that last year i didn't make it to UCLA, this year i didn't make it, and next year i won't make it. he pretty much said i was a failure. he yelled at me for not doing anything. i told him i was going to school and he told me that i was using school as an excuse not to work and as a reason to go out all the time. yeah, he's ( Read more... )

anthony and i ran into the sherz at gcc today. i almost fainted.