Ah, Happy Mother's Day. I'm sitting in my underwear, drunk, with aching feet, which is how I normally feel after this particular Sunday every May. I worked my butt off, hopefully kept a few moms happy with the food and service, and enjoyed some cheap drink specials afterwards. I also kicked Leo's butt at pool 6139434643 times in a row, so I'm ( Read more... )

I journeyed to the Galleria today and somehow all I bought was a large Coke from Ninfa's. I don't know whether to be disappointed or happy, since I'm very much in the red for this month. My true contribution was to convince Rameses NOT to buy the Gucci shoes, as I threatened to spill pho on them the very first time I saw him wearing them. He then ( Read more... )

I look like a slime monster, because I managed to get a nice sunburn while playing tennis today, and I've liberally sprayed my shoulders and chest with the Blue Soothing Stuffs. At least I made out better than Rameses, who actually got his calves burned and is now sporting a headband tan line. Bwah ( Read more... )

I had some delicious sleep last night, and I wish I could figure out how I did it. Was it position? Temperature? Dog in the room? I vaguely recall snoring at one point, which is odd for me, but with my wonky health lately, I'm not too surprised.

Just so happened that on Yahoo! there was a short article that asks, "What Does Your Sleep Position ( Read more... )

Dang, it's been upwards of three weeks since I last posted, though that might be because my life has been the kind of boring that robs you of sentient thought. Plus Mom and David have been out of town so I've been wasting away in front of the TV, playing video games so hard that now I'm sore from it and can afford not be obsessed about FF XIII for ( Read more... )

My body has decided to be wonky. Perhaps it's the ridiculous amount of pollen--those sex-crazed plants--in the air making my throat scratchy and inducing pain in my sinuses. I've never been prone to allergies, but maybe this is one of those side effects of old age. Trinity folks remember the blanket of yellow every spring when all the oak trees ( Read more... )

The world continues to move slowly. I had a bad headache that I am attributing to the sudden change in weather and the terrible dream I had where I walked in on my sister and boyfriend having sex. HORROR.

I've managed to addict David to a game I downloaded for the PS3 called Flower. He's in trouble ( Read more... )

You know, I don't really think of myself as an outdoors-y person. Especially lately, as FF XIII has bonded my soul out for a high sum, and even on beautiful days like today I'll just open up some windows and play my games. Looking at my car, however, you would not think that was the case. In the trunk I've got a set of golf clubs, two lacrosse ( Read more... )

Firstly, my day has been made by this video. Hermione Granger a la Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds? Bwahaha!

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As usual, holidays don't bode well for me. It was Spring Break this last week, and it seemed that everybody within a 100 mile radius brought their 12 kids to the Boardwalk. I have never seen so many strollers, both outside and in my ( Read more... )

You know when you're so addicted to something, but you force yourself not to indulge in it too much, portioning it out, pretending that you're being reasonable when inside you're wild with wanting ( Read more... )