So my roommates are moving out.

All of 'em.

I'm all alone in the dorm.

Yeah, I'm gonna walk around naked. XD Har!

So.

My roommate has hated me for a long, long time. Why?

Because he thought I was gay.

He seriously thought I was gay, but never asked me.

Anyway, tonight, I'd had enough, and I pulled him aside and had a talk with him.

We wound up talking all night about various injuries and music.

So now, strife is eliminated.

Huh.

Yes, I am so ugly that Irish people recoil in horror at the sight of me. I make cameras cry.

^_^

Why the SHIT can't I ever plan ahead?

I mean, it boils down to money, and I think on my feet well enough, but damn, it'd be nice to be able to plan something and know for sure that I could do it.

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Snow!

I HATE SNOW!

Especially when I don't know it's coming.

Well, I'm gonna try to start weight training again. My shoulder HAS to have healed up by now.

Right now, it'll be the only stress relief I have. Fucking school. This place needs to fuck off and die.

Someone sent me a picture. You know who you are.

It's cheesecake involving one of my creations, a cowboy hat, and nothing else.

I like the picture. It's pretty funny, actually, and very well done.

But I stared at it for a half an hour, looking it over.

Yeah, I'm setting off the gaydar right now. PINGPINGPING!

Thanks, Nate-dawg.

I say this with absolutely NO humility.

If God had a wrench, he'd be ME!

FUCKIN'-A, BABY!

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