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[vicodincrutch]

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[misterblackbird]

If you decide to wear the blue, wear the amethyst instead. If you decide to wear the amethyst, wear the blue instead. It's the only way to invent a conversation at all.

[ooc: I love you so much right now.]

[vicodincrutch]

Both? Lord man, I daresay you may be on to something. The combination is striking and unoffensive... and eyecatching all the same. Blue amethyst it is!

[ooc: :3 ♥]

[misterblackbird]

I meant wear one if you decided on the other. That way you'll be perfectly displeased all evening and you'll always have something to talk about.

But if you want to be more difficult and wear both, I suppose I cannot convince you otherwise.

[vicodincrutch]

No, no, sir. No. You have me convinced. I am to wear both. Far more daring and stimulating.

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[worksmart]

...The what?

[worksmart]

What are you wearing?

[worksmart]

What?

[vicodincrutch]

I have not a lisp or stutter. A physician such as yourself should be more attentive to his own ears and eyes. Or perhaps you have not the ear or eye for whatever is in style.

[vicodincrutch]

Words, however sharp do not draw blood therefore with no injury to person or clothing a true gentleman would shake off these facts.

[vicodincrutch]

Rot? Me? I am unbruised and fragrant therefore not rotten.

[forthathorizon]

Another man of the sea?

[vicodincrutch]

I beg your pardon?

[forthathorizon]

You asked to be sunk. I assume it must be in jest because no man who cares for his ship would say such a thing.

[vicodincrutch]

It is an expression. They do make those everywhere last I knew.

[adamantined]

I don't even know where to begin.

[vicodincrutch]

Use your best judgement and start at the point of most interest.

[adamantined]

Everything in this is of interest. Everything.

[vicodincrutch]

Impossible. I'm bored.