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[vicodindose]

Cuddy we're going shopping. Meet me at Wilson's car.

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[drcuddles]

Are you going to tell me or not?

[vicodindose]

It was going to be a surprise. I was grabbing a few babies to make a gift basket for your birthday. Maybe an unwed pregnant teen on the side.

[drcuddles]

I already have a full house, thanks. But, I do want Tieria. I think he'd make a nice fixture on the mantle.

[vicodindose]

You can never have too many unfulfilled maternal fantasies. It's about time you were a grandma.

[drcuddles]

Itsuki and Shiro aren't ready to have kids.

[vicodindose]

Stick a hole through the smiling kid's condom and we'll test that theory.

[drcuddles]

...

I didn't need to think that.

[vicodindose]

Mothers should always be prepared for the worse.

strikes are visible

[drcuddles]

... I don't need to think about that right now. They're both capable young men I wonder if Shiro is older than me who can make informed decisions.

[vicodindose]

They're teenagers raging with more hormones than your menopause medications. Throw a box of condoms at him or tell him 'pulling out' is a practiced art form.

...Older?

[drcuddles]

They know safe sex practices, they are sixteen and part of mainstream media.

... It's a long, long story.

[vicodindose]

Just because they're sixteen and saw a few episodes of 'One Tree Hill' doesn't mean they aren't horny idiots like everyone else their age.

You can tell me on the ride. Wilson's driving.

[drcuddles]

I think otherwise, but then again that doesn't count. So, we can either do two things: I'll smile and nod, or I can go with the usual "you're wrong" route.

Fine. But I call shotgun.

[vicodindose]

When you scrunch your face like that it's like looking at a map of your skins wrinkling for the next twenty years.

I called shotgun infinity.

[drcuddles]

I just wanted to match you for our super awesome mall trip.

I'll drive.

[vicodindose]

The facial hair is spot on.

Fine, Wilson will sit in the back.