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[vicodindose]

[the video clicks on with his cell phone falling to the floor and opening. Why video you ask? Because I'm spicing things up. Everyone gets to see House hobbling down a hallway where several groups of people getting ready to leave as clinic hours close before stopping.]

Who here has been using the pens by the desk? [Nearly all the clinic patients

Comments

[peoplesprincess]

You see? This is exactly why I think your hospital is incompetent.

[vicodindose]

You should see casual fridays.

[peoplesprincess]

Tsk.

[drcuddles]

[Cuddy, on the other hand is furious.] Calm down everyone, it's not even a real condition.

[vicodindose]

[House is sitting on the reception desk, throwing M&M's in the air and catching them in his mouth. Very concerned.] Of course it is. It's been plaguing our society for years. Incurable until Darwinism comes along and takes effect.

[drcuddles]

[Catching one in midair] You, stop this.

[vicodindose]

Now that's impressive.] You're right, I should watch my girlish figure.