eighty-seven : when you look with your eyes everything seems nice

[victimofnoone]

[The video clicks on and Hayley's sitting in her new room, most likely unfamiliar to everyone except Loki and Capa. She sits directly in front of the camera in this ensemble, twisting a little to try to admire the side before realizing it's hopeless.Saying that this was the worst idea ever would technically be an overstatement? But I have to wonder

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[stopthat_destro]

Why did you do that?

[victimofnoone]

Oh. I made a deal with George? I told him he should leave his hair uncombed for a few days, so he said I should wear clothes from his time in exchange and I said then he had to wear modern clothes too. It's totally worth it, to see him walking around like that, but.. it's really uncomfortable too.

[stopthat_destro]

Oh... All right. [He thinks this means you want to bang George and are playing strange lady games :V]

[victimofnoone]

[But she's with Merlin. D:]

..I was bored. I mean, seriously, what else is there to do for entertainment?

[ooc; Hey, btw. Since we never finished that spam? Hayley got Rex the equivalent of a Pokedex for all known species of reptiles. So you can play with what that includes (since some might have been extinct or lost in the space age, but others might be space reptiles).. but thought it would be fun?]

Private.

[thegooddrjones]

It's cute, but it's definitely not you.

I've got some news to tell you.

Private - IT'S ALWAYS WEDDINGS, RIGHT?

[victimofnoone]

..Are you engaged?

Private-Yep!

[thegooddrjones]

Well, yeah, I was. I announced it to the Barge a while ago.

But what I wanted to tell you is that I'm married.

Private- Hayley fails as a friend lately.

[victimofnoone]

Oh. Sorry. I've been.. distracted.

Wow, Martha. Congratulations! That's so great. I can't even-- ... I'm happy for you.

[helpmejeeves]

I say, it's a bit old-fashioned. [And then he remembers that it's a serious mistake to criticize a lady's chosen apparel.] But it's quite fetching on you.

Bertie's a celebrity to me. You tag and I'm like OMG IT'S BERTIE WHAT DO I DO. :DDD

[victimofnoone]

Uh, thanks... That's kind of the point, though-- it being old-fashioned. I told George I'd wear clothes from his time for a few days if he'd wear something modern.

*blushes*

[helpmejeeves]

George in something modern? Yes, well, I suppose his bobby uniform is a few decades out of date, but they haven't changed all that much anyway. I don't think I'd have even noticed, if I hadn't had quite so many encounters with police constables...all misunderstandings, of course.

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[victimofnoone]

I really just wanted to see him walking around with uncombed hair.

What kind of misunderstandings?

[worstsongever]

[Im. Pressed.] Did you make that? The embroidery is awesome.

Sorry, fake!Wichita. :C

[victimofnoone]

Fuck you.

She just wants to be loved for who she isssssss :c

[worstsongever]

Uh. Well that's new and unexpected. Have we met and I screwed it up, or do you just take compliments really poorly?

An Easy A? /nudgenudge,winkwink

[victimofnoone]

[Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaause.]

..Wichita?

[fuckyoucynthia]

Having fun?

[victimofnoone]

Maybe a little. [Smiiiiiiile.]

Are you still hungover?

[fuckyoucynthia]

Advil does the job. [BRUSHING OFF.] Couldn't you get a looser dress?

[victimofnoone]

It's the corset. The dress fits fine.

[Private]
..I need some advice. [Facepalm.]