Wind Beneath My Wings lyrics

Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh.
It must have been cold there in my driveway,
to never have oil in your tank.
You were content to let me drive, that's your way.
You always fit in parking spots.

So I was the one with all the gas cards,
while you were the one with the horsepower.
A beautiful car without a name for so long.
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I made a twitter (even though it's useless for me) for the sole purpose of one day being able to contact Shaq. Plus, he's in Orlando right now. No, I'm not driving there. If anyone else has one and wants to add me, I'm _victoria5_ because everything good was taken or too long. Ugh. I don't think I'm really going to use it at all though, because I  ( Read more... )

I was listening to my Zune late last night when it suddenly restarted and got stuck on the loading screen. It stayed that way, unchanged by button pressing, until the battery died. I figured I would just deal with it in the morning and it would be a quick fix. Nope. All 30gb Zunes died last night around the same time. So if you have one, it's ( Read more... )

The country gets saved, the girls get a puppy... it's like a movie. A movie titled, "Obama Saves Christmas ( Read more... )

Krispy Kreme, Ben and Jerry's (awesome, the closest one is probably an hour away), and Starbucks are all giving away free stuff on election day. Any others? At most of them, you have to show your "I voted" sticker. Because what I really want on election day is a sugar and caffeine rush.

Ok, what I want from you is this: In the even Palin makes it ( Read more... )

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I figured out how I'm going to die. I wasn't even thinking about it, but it just popped into my head. I'm going to be an old lady, in my kitchen, spraying a muffin tin with pam. Like usual, because I'm an idiot, I won't think to spray it over the sink and will get pam all over the floor. My feeble old lady legs will slip on it and I'll fly, ( Read more... )

I don't know why I'm even writing about this, but one of my grandma's cats had to be put down yesterday. It was my favorite of her cats, though I don't normally like cats at all. She was a sweet cat. Always asked to be petted and never shrieked across the room to bite you like the other cat. She was also a fat cat; her stomach grazed the floor when ( Read more... )

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Ok, I said a few entries ago that tv, movies, and newspapers often mimic my life in a fanciful confirmation biased way. I mentioned that I was planning a quinceañera for my dog who turned 15 and the paper was doing an article on quinceañeras that same day. Weird, but ok. And today, a mere few days later, I'm watching a sitcom and the episode is ( Read more... )