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[victormakesart]

This message is to inform you that, I, one Victor Barnabas Allen, am a vampire

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[backnthesaddle]

EDITED: Sorry, my journal was hacked. Also: this theory is untrue. Also: my middle name isn't Barnabas.

Are you sure? I don't really know what to believe anymore, Victor. Or should I say Barnabas. I don't know if I can marry a Barnabas, I really don't.

[not_an_icebeam]

That's a lousy way to choose partners. What's wrong with a Barney, eh?

[backnthesaddle]

There's nothing wrong with a Barney. Exactly. Just, uh... I don't think I could date one. No.. offense?

[not_an_icebeam]

I just feel like I need to stick up for a fellow B-namer, even if he is hypothetical. Would you still date Victor if his name were Barney?

[hes_onthe_jazz]

That's not very nice.

[victormakesart]

It's a sad, sad day. Woah, hold on a sec, I have to yell at someone.

[tinny, in the background, as though she's holding her hand over the phone to muffle the conversation]

Why did you give him my password? No, no scratch that, how did you know it? I change it all the time!

...no, I don't always use different species of birds. N-no, it's not funny. It was the scientific name! How did you even... oh hush up.

[hes_onthe_jazz]

*soft chuckle* Next time go for something they won't guess. Something that you have no interest in.

[victormakesart]

But I'm interested in everything.

You can't see it, but I'm making a dreadfully sad face right now.

[boyking]

--if it isn't Barnabas, what is it?

[victormakesart]

The one I was born with, or the one I have now?

[boyking]

...both. Cause you're lucky to have TWO.

[victormakesart]

Amelia, before. Ernest, now.

[kalel_ofkrypton]

Barnabas?

Really?

[victormakesart]

Yes! That is really not my middle name at all!

[kalel_ofkrypton]

So you say.

[victormakesart]

And I suppose you believe that I'm a vampire, too?

[elisa_garg]

Heh. You sure about that?

[victormakesart]

I'm pretty sure!

I hope.

[elisa_garg]

I'm pretty sure you'd know if you were one.

[victormakesart]

Indubitably.

But.

Yes.

Baseless, and untrue.