For Clark!

[victormakesart]

If you took a Bridezilla and put her in the opposite chamber and sucked out all of the Bride and all of the zilla, you would come up with Victor, who has no idea what she wants because all she wants is for her partners to be happy. Victor's practically a groomWith the wedding speeding her way like a super awesome car chase, she's feeling itchy for

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[kalel_ofkrypton]

Clark, for his part, has had a stressful year already and he desperately needs a break. Fortunately, with the timeline discrepancies, he can afford to take time off outside of his universe for a few hours without the farm (or the world) becoming a disaster zone in his absence. "I wonder who their competitors even are," he muses as they walk inside, looking around.

[victormakesart]

They're greeted at the door by a robot that intones Have the sort of day that you want to have. It used to say Have a nice day but they received complaints from villains who felt as though it was biased toward the more pleasantly disposed.

"I've never heard of their competitors. I think they just made them up to make themselves seem more appealing."

It's very kitschy and prepackaged in parts. The way all big chain stores get, though as far as Victor knows this is the only one out there.

[kalel_ofkrypton]

"The one universal constant is to make people feel like they're getting a deal, huh?" It's very cheesy, this place. It reminds him almost of a sleazy snake-oil salesman-type store, except mass marketed and semi-legit. "I don't even know where to start. It looks like it goes on forever."

[victormakesart]

"That's exactly what I think, too. It's all about the illusion that you're getting something better than your neighbor." She looks around at the different subheadings, organized by planet, craning her chin up.