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May 30, 2011 14:46

We've been helping this bird-like alien species called Tribadish. The eggs they lay are so thin-shelled that their numbers have been dwindling. Their bones break easily. We figured out that it might be that they don't have enough native plants that have calcium, and since they're not mammals they're not getting calcium from any other source ( Read more... )

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scaremaster May 30 2011, 20:14:38 UTC
Victor will receive a stack of pamphlets and assorted reading material with a large note pinned to the top: While all this is fascinating, I hardly see what it has to do in getting you back in therapy. Underneath the note is a book from the Nexus library titled The Horrible Things That Happen To You When Ignoring Your Mental Health for Dummies.

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victormakesart May 30 2011, 20:25:10 UTC
I don't need to go to therapy. I'm like the Arnold Schwarzenegger of mental health. I shoot illnesses in the face. Kablammo.

Affectionately,
Victor

She leafs through the book anyway.

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scaremaster May 30 2011, 20:30:14 UTC
Running from your problems is not nearly as assertive and effective as actually confronting them head on, metaphorically or literally with a gunshot to the face.

The book is full of helpful segments such as "What to Expect When You're Expecting PTSD" and "How to Lose a Hallucination in 10 Days."

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victormakesart May 30 2011, 20:39:30 UTC
This is stupid. I'm totally confronty. I'm the confrontiest. I'm so confrontational I make extremely assertive people look like introverts or... something. Anyway, I'm busy.

Victor is not busy. Victor is sitting around and trying to do origami with wet folds, and she's not doing a very good job of it.

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kalel_ofkrypton June 2 2011, 17:05:29 UTC
Hey, that's pretty cool. Good luck to them!

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victormakesart June 2 2011, 20:03:45 UTC
I'm pretty excited. I feel like we're really making a difference.

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kalel_ofkrypton June 2 2011, 20:06:40 UTC
They gonna name any after you?

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victormakesart June 2 2011, 22:24:47 UTC
They did ask us to choose a name for one of the clutch when we attended the hatching ceremony!

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