Schedule

[victortugelbend]

8:00 wake up
8:00-9:00 daydream
9:00-9:30 take early midmorning nap
9:30-10:30 dawdle and delay
10:30-11:30 take late early morning nap
11:30-12:00 bide time
12:00-1:00 eat lunch
1:00-2:00 linger and loiter
2:00-2:30 take early afternoon nap
2:30-3:30 put off for tomorrow what could have been done today
3:30-4:00 take early late afternoon nap
4:00-

Comments

[ponderstibbons]

I agree.

It suits Me as well.

[victortugelbend]

Shame it's nearly Over.

[ponderstibbons]

Yes, it really is. I'll be so disappointed.

[victortugelbend]

Me too.

[cpt_tantony]

You missed breakfast, Victor!

I hope you aren't bored...

[victortugelbend]

'S all right, I hardly ever have Breakfast.

And I'm only the Good Kind of Bored.

[cpt_tantony]

Well, the main thing is, you're enjoying yourself.

You schedule is very funny, by the way. I especially like the part where it says "dillydally". Perhaps everybody would be happier with a bit more dillydally in their lives...

[victortugelbend]

Well, yeah.

[thetomjon]

Victor...that looks suspiciously like your Morporkian schedule.

[cpt_tantony]

Does he dillydally in Ankh-Morpork as well??

[thetomjon]

Absolutely.

[cpt_tantony]

But I suppose in Ankh-Morpork the schedule might occasionally read "act in a performance" where it says "waste time" and "go to bed" here. With added dillydally later, or something.

[yakalskovich]

This is so funny - I have read it aloud to myself three times now and still giggle every time.

Would you mind terribly if I'd metaquote that on Roundworld?

[schiarire]

Um, the thing is, it's not mine.

[yakalskovich]

Ouch - whose is it, then?

[schiarire]

Adapted from Norton Juster's The Phantom Tollbooth. It is the Lethargarians' schedule.