oh my lord it's erins birthday
Happy Freakin' Birthday
Erin MaryMary Cashman
Now you have one year before you need to settle down & start moisturizing. Enjoy this year while you can, because after this year it's adult diapers and retirement. I hope you have a super dooper amazing awesome roxorz birthday! Because you deserve nothing less than... well that! THE VICERIN STARTS NOW BITCHES... cold stone cake, dance parties, hardcore sex, sock puppets. Welp i guess i should call up mo money and johnny cash and thank them for creating you about 19 years and some odd months ago because i don't know what my life would be without a cashmoneyblingbling in it. Thanks for putting up with me & being a wicked super sassy hipster [aka partner in crime] with me on a daily basis! All the swords and air guns i bought you for your birthday are in the mail along with the never ending supply of booze and porn so you'll just have to wait it out okay!? girlfriend ♥ boyfriend/grandma/lesbian seagull x 8z785098u508290g34298. I've already edited this entry about 4 times... you love it.