Tiny, tiny Homestuck snippet
"You can stop growing now, fuckass" Karkat growls and reaches up to grab Gamzee's Collar and pull him down to his eye level. All he gets in return is a wide grin and a pair of arms slipping around him. "Seriously, stop!"
"Chill, motherfucking best friend." Gamzee says. At 13 sweeps both of them have reached full maturity, yet somehow Gamzee doesn't stop growing. By now he has surpassed even Equius, to Karkat's endless vexation. Karkat himself is just the same height as Terezi, a fact his matesprit constantly uses to poke fun at him with. He pities her anyway, not that she needs to know that.
"I'm fucking chilled." grumbles Karkat against Gamzee's chest, but hugs his moirail back. At 13 sweeps Gamzee towers over Karkat, who barely reaches up to his chest. It could be worse, Karkat assumes, but still... "But you should really stop growing... or we'll need to make the doors bigger."
"You'll need to do it anyway. Tav's not gonna fit through the motherfucking doors 'cause his horns just don't stop growing." Gamzee explains. A thunk and a soft "ouch" underline his statement and also signal that Tavros is either stuck somewhere nearby or will be stuck soon. It has been happening for a few weeks now. "'sides this motherfucking growing thing ain't so bad."
"The fuck it ain't. One of these sweeps you'll be so tall that you'll fucking trample us if you don't watch where you're fucking going!" Karkat says and frees himself from his moirails tight hug. "What so fucking great about being tall anyway?"
To that Gamzee crouches down to Karkat's eye level again and flashes one of these shit-eating grins of his.
"You see.... ALL of me is growing bigger. Get that motherfucking best friend?" Gamzee asks and Karkat pales. "Tav's horns aren't the only big horns around here, if you catch my motherfucking drift..."
"I... didn't need to know that about my fucking moirail!" Karkat shudders. "Now I need to wash my fucking think pan with think pan whitener! The fuck, Gamzee!"
Gamzee laughs and leaves in search for his matesprit. Time to measure how much he grew today.
"Chill, motherfucking best friend." Gamzee says. At 13 sweeps both of them have reached full maturity, yet somehow Gamzee doesn't stop growing. By now he has surpassed even Equius, to Karkat's endless vexation. Karkat himself is just the same height as Terezi, a fact his matesprit constantly uses to poke fun at him with. He pities her anyway, not that she needs to know that.
"I'm fucking chilled." grumbles Karkat against Gamzee's chest, but hugs his moirail back. At 13 sweeps Gamzee towers over Karkat, who barely reaches up to his chest. It could be worse, Karkat assumes, but still... "But you should really stop growing... or we'll need to make the doors bigger."
"You'll need to do it anyway. Tav's not gonna fit through the motherfucking doors 'cause his horns just don't stop growing." Gamzee explains. A thunk and a soft "ouch" underline his statement and also signal that Tavros is either stuck somewhere nearby or will be stuck soon. It has been happening for a few weeks now. "'sides this motherfucking growing thing ain't so bad."
"The fuck it ain't. One of these sweeps you'll be so tall that you'll fucking trample us if you don't watch where you're fucking going!" Karkat says and frees himself from his moirails tight hug. "What so fucking great about being tall anyway?"
To that Gamzee crouches down to Karkat's eye level again and flashes one of these shit-eating grins of his.
"You see.... ALL of me is growing bigger. Get that motherfucking best friend?" Gamzee asks and Karkat pales. "Tav's horns aren't the only big horns around here, if you catch my motherfucking drift..."
"I... didn't need to know that about my fucking moirail!" Karkat shudders. "Now I need to wash my fucking think pan with think pan whitener! The fuck, Gamzee!"
Gamzee laughs and leaves in search for his matesprit. Time to measure how much he grew today.