Comments | vidman1000: Bush in Office for Life, hates ovals?

vidman1000

Bush in Office for Life, hates ovals?

Nov 11, 2004 23:31

President Bush, after a narrow win for re-election, has recently met with cabinet members to discuss his strategy. Then he was hit by an epiphany. The epiphany was sentenced to life in prison for assault on the president, whose bodyguards were fired. An exclusive jail interview revealed that he "just wanted to tell the president that he can stay ( Read more... )

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mostly_sane November 12 2004, 20:48:45 UTC

I think such an epiphany, if it would have hit, would have made our president's head explode just because it would require too much of an intelligence that isn't there.

Also. The president and a COSIN graph? Who is this man, surely he is not our president. I don't think our president went through trig. I THINK THE BODY SNATCHERS HAVE FINALLY COME! PANIC.

SIIINNGEEEEEEEEEEHR

tricklingdust November 12 2004, 20:51:05 UTC

o_o You ceaselessly amuse me.

'Tis Laura.