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[vigilante_miko]

Man, this place is boring. I mean, I can't even go shopping because I don't have any money and there's nothing to do and these rooms are tiny and nobody even wants to do something weird or wrong so I can punish them.

Comments

[sonofabat]

Nobody is doing anything wrong? So you're okay with murder then?

[vigilante_miko]

Huh?

[sonofabat]

Oh, so you haven't heard? Well, we're not supposed to talk about it, but screw that! Apparently a bunch of guys got killed by some creep. No one knows who did it, and the patrolmen are totally clueless.

[vigilante_miko]

Why aren't they telling us!? That's stupid!

[scoop_tengu]

If the rooms and the lack of money are a problem, you could get a job and live in a tree.

[vigilante_miko]

Job? Aren't people supposed to... I don't know, donate to me or something?

[scoop_tengu]

They donate money to you after you do nice, boring things for them. That's how jobs work.

[vigilante_miko]

That sounds stupid, but I don't have anything better to do. Where do I get a job?

[explosion_array]

GET A JOB YOU LAZY BUM

[vigilante_miko]

I did! Geeze!

[explosion_array]

Really? Doing what?

[vigilante_miko]

Selling tickets for that Coliseum thingy.