Why oh why does the Eagle police blotter never include anything like this ( Read more... )

"And if one thing should be taken from this experience, above anything else, should the fate of the universe ever be in your hands, only bother to seek the aid of girls under the age of 30."

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/issue/30/25

Being sick at home, where your mom can take care of you, is fun! At least as opposed to being sick at school, where you have to throw up while kneeling on the filthy floor of the public bathroom, and there's no one to hold your head or bring you water, and you can't even call the RA, because you are the RA, and the heaters don't function well, so ( Read more... )

Went to karate class tonight with my dad and my little brother. It always amazes me to discover that I haven't actually forgotten everything I ever knew about Martial Arts. It's all right there in my muscle memory. I didn't wear my black belt because I don't think I deserve to--I'm four years out of practice. But tonight I was doing well enough ( Read more... )

Got this article from Joe ( Read more... )

Why aren't the Eagle's editorials like this?

http://www-tech.mit.edu/V125/N56/DM0556.html

“Baby, I burned a techno mix CD that reminds me of your face”

Hee! I was going through My Documents, and I found this. I forgot how much I love this passage ( Read more... )

Does it seem like everyone is suffering from more existential angst than ususal lately? Is it stress? Is it that none of us know where our lives are going? Am I imagining it?

In conclusion, I hate growing up, and I miss Tref and Jesse.

And that, my friends is the closest thing to a melancholy lj rant that you will ever get out of me.

=)

This Is My Life, RatedLife:

( Read more... )

Ok, I'll bite ( Read more... )