last night i fell asleep at about 8:30, and proceeded to have a series of very lucid dreams. in the first, i took a time machine back to 1979. I decided everything is basically the same before i realized i had no way of getting back to the 'present'. I went back to sleep and had a dream where i was like, "i just had this crazy dream when i went ( Read more... )

me and andy busted 3 boxes of star wars cards yesterday.  it was a trip back to age 15!   we're gonna be rich!!  and the Cocks are gonna rape the crimson tide tomorrow!  i don't care what time of the month it is!!  and i'm gonna be drunk!!!


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at some point, everybody stops learning things, i think ( Read more... )

I built my cottage among the habitations of men ( Read more... )

Today I jumped off a 60 ft cliff into 400 ft of water. it took so long to reach the surface that i composed this poem: 'O Earth falling up, when will you reach my-*SPLOOSH*'. Kirill, Cam and I will return soon, now that we know exactly how to get there. The weather was beautiful. How was your day?

i saw the doctor about a pain in my hip. he took an x-ray of my crotch. i have never seen through my dick before. anyways, he saw some discoloration on my left femoral neck and head, and he said that he was very concerned that it might be cancer. he sent me to a specialist today, but he said the spots were analagous to having a mole on your ( Read more... )

QUICK!!  SOMEBODY DO MY HOMEWORK!!!!

Of course i forgot to get in line early for a student football ticket. by 11, the line went out the russel house side door onto bull street, half a block up to greene st, and all the way past the russel house to the second set of gates. i have never seen the line for student tickets this long, half or even a quarter this long. i bet they will ( Read more... )

Last night, Andy and i decided to write a book. The working title is 'Wal-Mart Games'. It is a compilation of things we have done to amuse ourselves at 2 in the morning over the years, plus some newbies ( Read more... )

today i went to the bathroom in gambrell. i turned the knob at the sink and the water came out of a different faucet. i guess it was just that kind of day.