If I may, let me share with you the conversation I just had with my friend
jydog1.
Subject: 100 Words Topic?
Kevin:
I was going to choose "lion," based on your daughter's Halloween costume, but didn't want to preempt you! Want to toss me a subject?
Kit:
Mud flaps.
Yeah, I said 'mud flaps.'
Kevin:
Do you HATE me? Is that it? Do you lie awake at night, thinking "how can I make Kevin choke on a dry topic? I bet that's it.
Bastard.
Kit:
You take your wife to England as a surprise, you reap the rewards from your non-taking-their-wives-to-England-as-a-surprise buddies.
Plus, we're supposed to have difficult subjects! Muahahahaha
Kevin:
I am SO posting this exchange on the blog.
So, lord help us all, the topic is Mud Flaps.
- Post as many stories as you like in the Comments for this post, but post at least one.
- Exactly 100 words, plus title.
- Anyone reading this can participate. Try not to post stories anonymously, though.
- We take turns coming up with topics each week. Topics should be things, not genres. So a topic might be "wheat farming," in which case we could write a love story, or a sci-fi story, or an action story about wheat farming. A topic couldn't be "horror", unless we meant the very nature of horror itself.
- Each work is copyrighted by its original author. Please don't reprint them without permission.
The only way to teach him a lesson is to come up with something good. GO!