Comments | viking_cat: 100 words: "taser"

viking_cat

100 words: "taser"

Feb 16, 2009 10:57

The inventor of the taser died this week. While reading his obituary I was surprised to find that the name of the device wasn't actually a play on the word 'laser.' Excited that he had found a way to zap people from a distance, he named his company after one of his favorite children's books growing up: Tom Swift's Electric Rifle. When they got ( Read more... )

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Precursor to the Taser laumulega February 17 2009, 02:18:04 UTC

I finally had the thing all worked out. With one end of the jumper cables hooked up to the truck and the other ends rigged up to two trigger released sling shots, I was ready. My brother stood before me, the unwilling victim, sweat trickling down his brow. At that moment my father walked out.

“Boy, you ain't no Tom Swift and I'm gonna take a lot more'n twelve dollars out of your hide if you fire that at your brother!”

“But Dad! How's a fella ever gonna become a famous inventor if you don't let me try stuff out?!”

(Did I hear mention of double extra points???)

Re: Precursor to the Taser viking_cat February 17 2009, 20:28:26 UTC

It probably would have drained the battery, anyways. :D

you notice that no one ever talks about the really crappy boy inventors?

Re: Precursor to the Taser laumulega February 19 2009, 14:34:45 UTC

I think you failed to appreciate the literary allusion I have going on there.

Re: Precursor to the Taser viking_cat February 23 2009, 15:32:27 UTC

It's possible, I think. Can you be explicit, 'cause I think I'm feeling unnecessarily stupid right now.

The opening totally grabbed me. The only thing I'd change about this story if "father walking out" to "father walking in."

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Re: How much for two? ellinor February 17 2009, 03:28:53 UTC

ow!

Re: How much for two? viking_cat February 17 2009, 20:28:43 UTC

I can totally see this happening.

Do-it yourself attitude kid_cthulhu February 17 2009, 19:49:15 UTC

The small Tupperware container, tinfoil inner and outer layer and wires? Courtesy of the grocery store. The corduroy pants? Old Navy.

I walk down to the deli, legs positively zip-zipping. The guy who always comes at this time of day is there. He cuts me in line, as usual.

I reach forward, as if stumbling, and the wire in my palm touches skin. ZAP!

“I’m sorry. There’s so much static in here!” I babble. “Check your hair, it’s all standing up in the back”. Vanity wins and he dashes to the window to check.

Static-powered taser? That’s all me, baby.

Re: Do-it yourself attitude kid_cthulhu February 17 2009, 19:49:52 UTC

Do I get points for a Taser and a Lyden jar in one 100 group?

Re: Do-it yourself attitude viking_cat February 17 2009, 20:36:15 UTC

I didn't even remember the name of a Leyden jar. I love 100 Words. :D

Tom Swifty wickercabra February 18 2009, 20:40:49 UTC

"Don't tase me, bro," Tom said in a Florida ACCENT.

"Shut up!" The mugger waved his taser nervously. "Watch and wallet, now!"

"That's an unreliable brand - you'll probably blow a fuse," Tom said shortly.

"I said shut up!" The man lunged, thrusting the weapon at Tom's belly, but Tom was expecting the move - he whipped the nearby garbage can into the path of the attack, and the taser failed in a shower of sparks as the metal diverted the charge harmlessly into the earth.

"That was a mistake," Tom ground out. "They're going to arrest you, now - Assault, with Battery."

Re: Tom Swifty viking_cat February 23 2009, 15:28:51 UTC

I've spent days alternately groaning and cheering this, but never posted to tell you. Way more cheers than groans. :D

wickercabra February 23 2009, 20:04:46 UTC

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