*sigh*

[vikinggoddes]

So Kanishia is pregnant.. about 3 months. she's raving right now how she has stretch marks!!! ALREADY!!!..  how can she have stretch marks already she's not even showing! and they're on her waist, not her stomach. ...

welcome to the real world.  extra weight can also cause stretch marks. duh.  she's not fat, but she's got some pudge, enough to cause

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[lynore]

Now is the time to start telling her stories about pregnancy and see if she bites.

"I heard that healthy pregnant women tend to crave roast beef milkshakes in their third month, usually in the afternoon. My grandma has a recipe, would you like it?"

"Most of the pregnant women I know seem to totally get into filing, how strange is that? I guess their kids learn the A,B,C's faster too!" (Gesture to your pile of filing yet to be completed)

[vikinggoddes]

bwahahahha

and you know what?? from the stuff she's already been spouting, she'd totally bite.

[lynore]

3 oz deli sliced roast beef
1/2 cup vanilla ice cream
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup ice
Blend at high speed
Serve and enjoy, optional basil leaf garnish

[snogger04]

Sounds...tasty.

[goddessgoddess]

Stretchmarks are caused by hormones, not actual stretching. They are tears in the underlayer of skin.

[vikinggoddes]

meh, either way, you don't get them only from pregnancy.. or else i missed a lot of my life

[goddessgoddess]

nope, adolescence and any other type of growth also causes them. Also, be a moron can cause them. How many does Tracy have? :P

[vikinggoddes]

she is a stretch mark on the skin of humanity.