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I really hate the word luncheon.
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My triumphant return to the Internet! I was in Utah for a week. Ugh. I guess it was necessary to take our minds off the fact that Monday marked 10 years since Joy's death. I swear I did not see one black person in Park City. That place is full of white yuppies wearing fur, asinine snowboard dudes, and overpriced eleganté boutiques. I basically ( Read more... ) -
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So for those of you who don't know, early this morning as I was leaving my house I saw a truck speeding down my street, and heard a loud popping noise. I realized that the popping noise was Boris being run over. I ran up to his twisted yet still fluffy body and was horrified that he looked dead and unresponsive. He finally started breathing though ( Read more... ) -
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Are half-elves capable of growing long bristling beards? I'm pretty sure that half-elves have the ability to grow facial hair, unlike elves.
