4th wall weekend ftw

[vikingvampire]

[He's enjoying the influx of business at The Raven.]

Business is definitely booming this weekend. To all the new guests, I would like to remind you there will be no feeding on humans at my club and we close our doors at sunrise. Otherwise, enjoy.

[ooc: No duplicate Eric's please and no telling him he's a fictional character from a book/tv show.

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audio; | i have no idea what i'm doing.

[compunctive]

I see you've found yourself another establishment, Eric.

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[vikingvampire]

Bill Compton. I'm surprised to see you here.

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[compunctive]

I could say the same for you.

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[vikingvampire]

You should know I've looked after Sookie for you. We've become very close. [Oh Eric, stop lying just to get under Bill's skin.]

[broke_queen]

I assume all my drinks are on the house.

[vikingvampire]

Of course, your majesty.

[broke_queen]

Good. If I thought you'd forgotten your place I'd have to be upset with you, Eric.

[vikingvampire]

No, your majesty. My roll as sheriff does not change just because I have changed locations.

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[aintgotalick]

Oh, yeah. I remember you.

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[vikingvampire]

And I remember you very well, Mr. Stackhouse.

[fuckyoualice]

Dude.

[vikingvampire]

[You get an annoyed stare for calling him that.]

Is there something you wanted?