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Outing
Series: Stargate SG-1
Spoilers: none
Genre: humor, short
Summary: Colonel's idea of fun does not match that of his teammates.
"Camping."
"Sure. We've all got time off, and I'm going to get you, Danny-boy, and you, Carter, the hell out of your offices."
"We like our offices, sir."
"Come on! Some fresh air, a little fishing--"
"Is this not the activity in which one does not catch any fish, O'Neill?"
"Shush, Teal'c. It'll be something different."
"Different. Right."
"What, Daniel!?"
"Look, it's not that I don't appreciate the thought, but I don't know how you can imply camping is any different from work."
"It's way different from work!"
"I've shared a tent with you for weeks on end! Camping on earth is no different from camping anywhere else!"
"He does have a point, sir."
"Carter!"
"Just saying, sir."
"I concur with Daniel Jackson, O'Neill. Perhaps my 'vacation time' would be better spent on Chulak."
"The whole point of vacation time is spending it doing something other than work."
"The goa'uld will not wait for a time that is oppurtune to us. We must act quickly without rest."
"Oh for crying out loud ..."
"Okay, Jack? To be blunt, I'm not going camping with you voluntarily."
"Geez, you make it sound like you hate me!"
"No ... but if I've got to take a week off, I'm spending it where there's air-conditioning. And flavored coffee."
"I've got a little pet project of my own, sir ..."
"Oh no. You're not worming your way out of this just to sit around in your lab, Carter!"
"I'm not, sir, I promise. But I'd really like to get this ... project tuned up so I can enjoy it."
"... Uh-huh ..."
"Don't look at me, Jack, I don't know any more than you. I've got an idea. Why don't you go to Edora and visit Laira?"
"Daniel, don't even--"
"Oh, whoops! Excuse me, sir, gotta run. I've been waiting on the results of this analysis ..."
"Go, Carter."
"Think I'll get going too, actually. I've got a couple more artifacts to prelim before seven."
"Daniel, you coward-!"
"Later, Jack!"
"... Daniel Jackson is in no way a coward, O'Neill."
"... forget it, Teal'c. Just forget it.
... think I'll go talk to Hammond about going to Edora ..."
fin
Series: Stargate SG-1
Spoilers: none
Genre: humor, short
Summary: Colonel's idea of fun does not match that of his teammates.
"Camping."
"Sure. We've all got time off, and I'm going to get you, Danny-boy, and you, Carter, the hell out of your offices."
"We like our offices, sir."
"Come on! Some fresh air, a little fishing--"
"Is this not the activity in which one does not catch any fish, O'Neill?"
"Shush, Teal'c. It'll be something different."
"Different. Right."
"What, Daniel!?"
"Look, it's not that I don't appreciate the thought, but I don't know how you can imply camping is any different from work."
"It's way different from work!"
"I've shared a tent with you for weeks on end! Camping on earth is no different from camping anywhere else!"
"He does have a point, sir."
"Carter!"
"Just saying, sir."
"I concur with Daniel Jackson, O'Neill. Perhaps my 'vacation time' would be better spent on Chulak."
"The whole point of vacation time is spending it doing something other than work."
"The goa'uld will not wait for a time that is oppurtune to us. We must act quickly without rest."
"Oh for crying out loud ..."
"Okay, Jack? To be blunt, I'm not going camping with you voluntarily."
"Geez, you make it sound like you hate me!"
"No ... but if I've got to take a week off, I'm spending it where there's air-conditioning. And flavored coffee."
"I've got a little pet project of my own, sir ..."
"Oh no. You're not worming your way out of this just to sit around in your lab, Carter!"
"I'm not, sir, I promise. But I'd really like to get this ... project tuned up so I can enjoy it."
"... Uh-huh ..."
"Don't look at me, Jack, I don't know any more than you. I've got an idea. Why don't you go to Edora and visit Laira?"
"Daniel, don't even--"
"Oh, whoops! Excuse me, sir, gotta run. I've been waiting on the results of this analysis ..."
"Go, Carter."
"Think I'll get going too, actually. I've got a couple more artifacts to prelim before seven."
"Daniel, you coward-!"
"Later, Jack!"
"... Daniel Jackson is in no way a coward, O'Neill."
"... forget it, Teal'c. Just forget it.
... think I'll go talk to Hammond about going to Edora ..."
fin