With friends like this,who needs enemies?

[vilajunkie]

Oh lord, some kid I became friends with months ago on a chatroom and since then have talked to on AIM and over the phone is now apparently my mortal enemy. I haven't done anything different since I first met him and have always been a supportive friend. But he found some amazingly "perfect" boyfriend that changed his mind about life, including

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[tengutengu]

The Japanese kind of looks like he's trying to translate American English slang a little too directly...bluh fine here's my shitty ass gaijin translations

物の言えない雌犬である.
"You're a bitch [female dog] who doesn't say anything."

あなたの上の性交をブラの食べる人締めなさい。
something like... "Please don't tie the person who bra-eats the sex above you" gah. It's either bad Japanese or idiom I can't penetrate.

あなたの脂肪質のろばを取り、消えてしまいなさい。
"Please take your fatty ass [donkey] and disappear."

これはこれ侮辱真実でない。
"This is not your insult-truth" or something. Seems like that second kore should be kono.

私は話せば気遣うか。否そう話す木、1 本あなたの大きいに喜ばしなさい!
"Will I worry if you speak? Nay, please delight me in greatness you, one of the trees who speak."
:U

結合しなさい。
Please combine...couple...something.

[ Honkie ] か。これを読んでもいいか。
Are you a [ Honkie ]? Is it good if you read this?

And other than that I have no freaking idea what is going on here.

[vilajunkie]

LOL Thanks for trying. I don't think he really knew what exactly he was writing. Probably too pissy and immature to make sense of himself. All I know is that he was trying to be an insulting asshole.

I didn't really expect you to know what's going on. I just wanted to share that you're not the only one who goes through stupid Internet drama.

[criminalize]

dfkkdg why are people such IDIOTS. He sounds like a pissy ten year old child. >:\

[vilajunkie]

Yeah, he's 17. Go figure.

[odyssey_spirit]

"DjSailorvenus (5:22:10 PM): cuz u said some shit i dont like
DjSailorvenus (5:22:13 PM): and i wont repeat myself"

God, you can imagine that and the rest bugs the hell out of me. He's 17?!?

[vilajunkie]

I know what you mean. I can't believe I was ever friends with him. I guess being 17 and relatively good-looking and having expensive clothes (he only shops at the A&F type of stores) can make you quite a douchebag.

[odyssey_spirit]

Mmmm. One of those. =)P

[vilajunkie]

I know, right? Hehe. I do hate to give in to stereotypes though.

[ozma914]

What's with all the "lol"? What makes him think there's anything funny about this? What a jerkwad -- you're way better off without him.

[vilajunkie]

Thanks Mark. You're right. I love the wtf!Buffy icon by the way--made me laugh when I first saw it.

[ozma914]

Oh yes, I got that icon from slightlyiconic -- and I've found it comes in more and more handy with every passing day. :-/