[SPIKY LASHES ARE TOTALLY NORMAL]

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We're having a night in.

Google has found us, I shit you not, Nickelback fanfiction.

Hanna has a Mac that happily reads anything. Even godawful Chad Kroeger porn.

Surely you know where this mix led us?

I have not laughed this hard in so. long.

EDIT:
HACKED

Comments

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THIS POST FINALLY HAS PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.

[vilify]

BUT IT MAKES ME LOOK TALLER THAN YOU.

How will people know I need a megaphone to be heard when we're out walking?!

[halfthewords]

THE COUCH GIVES YOU AN ADVANTAGE. BOOZEHOUND.

[vilify]

CAN'T STOP THINKING OF RETRIEVER FACE.

Still kinda retching after that last line....

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NEEDS MORE QUOTED FANFIC.

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NEEDS LESS CALIFORNIAN COMMENTARY.

[dawnsshadow]

MOREEEE NERRRRDS.

[vilify]

SERIOUSLY YOU NEED TO MAKE YOUR MAC READ IT OUT LOUD TO YOU IT IS HILARIOUS