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[vilify]

First off, Calvin Klein: I am not impressed with your pants. Your idea of "extra small" is not, in fact, extra small. ...But your yoga pants were a gift and they are comfortable. Shame I can't actually DO anything in them besides sit very still

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[cruxis]

Man, just. I know what you mean about sizing! I do not fit large pants, nor do extra-larges ever exist or fit when they do. I HAVE LEGS, WORLD, WHY DO YOU NOT MAKE PANTS FOR THEM.

/self-deprives all over this post

[vilify]

I KNOW. OR they're made for giants, or people somehow shorter than I am. Never anything in between.

[leopardcolony]

Typing with forehead would be a pretty cool skill. :3

I'm not sure what it'd be good for. But. Pretty cool nonetheless. But what if your forehead had a bandaid??

[vilify]

It would be good for getting a promotion at work 8D Think what an awesome secretary I would be if I could type with my forehead and have my hands free to do other things!

...but when forehead needs bandaid I will basically be a vegetable ;; Sitting there on the floor. Maybe making sad noises because I won't remember how to talk.

[leopardcolony]

Or you could type with three hands and use like, whole alphabets at once!

...awww. ;.; I would have to like. Poke you and keep you warm until the bandaid could come off.