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[.001.] first name: Joe
[.002.] middle name: Micheal
[.003.] age: 16
[.004.] birthday: October 2nd, 1988
[.005.] height: 5'10"
[.006.] hair color: Black
[.007.] eye color: brown
[.011.] race: cracka
[.012.] do you think this is stupid already: not yet, but I'm getting there
[.013.] do you have braces: no
[.014.] is your hair long or short: kinda short
[.015.] where were you born: Dunedin, FL
[.016.] current location: Palm Harlem, FL
[.017.] zodiac sign: Libra
[.018.] how many languages do you know: English and broken spanish and vietnamese
[.019.] straight or curly hair: Straight
[.020.] bad habits: cutting people off while driving,"sipping", cracking my knuckles
[.021.] piercings you have: None
[.022.] piercings you want: tounge stud(u know for the ladies)
[.023.] tattoos you have: None
[.024.] tattoos you want: none really
[.025.] today's date: November 27, 2004
[.026.] the time:8:10 P.M.
[.027.] ready for a bunch more questions: Sure
.PETS.
[.028.] do you have any pets: no.
[.029.] what are their names: see line above
[.030.] what kind of animals are they: see line above
[.031.] are you still in school: Yes
[.032.] did you drop out: No.
[.033.] current gpa: idk
[.034.] favorite grade: kindergarden, we actually had time for naps
[.035.] least favorite qrade: 6th.
[.036.] favorite teacher: mr. titus or mrs. dorsett
[.037.] least favorite teacher: mrs. rush
[.038.] favorite subject:tv production
[.039.] least favorite subject: geometry
[.040.] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: Buy.
[.042.] do/did you do any extracurricular ativities: no
[.043.] are/were you popular: im the king of t-sprangs bitch
[.044.] favorite dance: running man
[.045.] favorite memory: when i saw marissa's knockers
[.045.] least favorite dance: the kick joe in the nuts shuffle
[.046.] least favorite memory: when the dr. with the cold hands gave me a physical
[.047.] most humiliating moment: when the principal found a flair gun in my locker
.FAVORITES.
[.048.] number: 21
[.049.] clothing brand: polo collared shirts
[.050.] shoes: adio bam V2's
[.051.] saying: "hey hot stuff"
[.052.] tv show: viva la bam
[.053.] sport: football
[.054.] vegetable: Carrots
[.055.] fruit: Apples, Oranges, grapes
[.056.] movie: Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Clerks,Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,donnie darko, cky 1-4, jackass the movie, the lost boys, breakfast club
[.057.] magazine: jugs
[.058.] actor: Samuel L. Jackson and Johnny Depp
[.059.] actress: Angelina Jolie and hallie berry
[.060.] candy: Skittles
[.061.] gum: elcipse polar ice
[.062.] scent: curve, bod
[.063.] candy bar: Dont eat candy bars that much
[.064.] ice cream flavor: soft serve vanilla
[.065.] color: Black, pink, white, blue, red
[.066.] season: Winter
[.067.] holiday: christmas
[.068.] singer: Ville Valo
[.069.] group: HIM, Taking Back Sunday, CKY, g-unit
[.070.] rapper: 50 cent, lloyd banks, obie trice, eminem
[.071.] type of music: Love Metal, emo
[.072.] thing in your room: Bed, Dvds, Tv, laptop, x-box, ps2, gamecube, clothes
[.073.] place to be: your mom's bed
[.074.] radio station:95.7
[.075.] tv channel: 44 or 61
[.076.] junk food: pizza
[.077.] overall food:whataburger
[.078.] store: thrifting, 80stees.com
[.079.] shoe brand: adio
[.080.] fast food: whataburger
[.081.] restaurant: whataburger
[.082.] shape: Heartagram
[.083.] time of day: night
[.085.] state:cali
[.086.] boys name: drake, dante, biff, chuck
[.087.] girls name: marissa, nicole, courtney, jackie, kristina, jessica
[.088.] mall: countryside biotch!
[.089.] video game: GTA: San Andreas
[.090.] shampoo: herbal escence
[.092.] computer game: solitare?
[.093.] car: ferrari enzo, roles royce phantom
[.094.] music video: billy ocean-get outta my dreams and inot my car
[.095.] swear word: frosted nuts
[.096.] word: boobies
[.097.] month: October
[.098.] cartoon character: 8 crazy nights
[.099.] scary movie: the exorcist
[.100.] team: red sox
[.101.] Favorite Possession: old bluie(my regal)
.WHAT COMES FIRST IN MIND WHEN YOU HEAR.. .
[.102.] eminem: blonde
[.103.] dog: poop
[.104.] hot: heat
[.105.] britney spears: boob
[.107.] real world: tron
[.108.] orange: jackie
[.109.] choice: poop
[.110.] fuck: penis
[.111.] bisexual: fun
[.112.] black: penis
[.113.] icq: ICP with the p backwards
[.114.] insane clown posse: dead
[.117.] rainbow: reading rainbow
[.118.] cherry: virgin
[.119.] cucumber: gay kyle
[.120.] shark: bruce from finding nemo
[.121.] lighthouse: tarpon
[.122.] bat: batman
[.123.] leather: chaps
[.124.] whip: S & M
[.125.] America: money
[.126.] water: Dasani
[.127.] volcano: magma
.THIS OR THAT.
[.128.] rock or rap: Rock
[.129.] rock or pop: pop
[.130.] rock or r&b: depends
[.131.] rock or metal: Rock
[.132.] rap or pop: Rap
[.133.] rap or r&b: depends
[.134.] rap or metal: rap
[.135.] pop or r&b: pop
[.136.] pop or metal: Metal
[.137.] r&b or metal: Metal
[.138.] linkin park or limp bizkit: linkin park
[.139.] tool or korn: Korn
[.140.] selena or jennifer lopez: j-lo.
[.141.] hot or cold: Cold
[.142.] winter or summer: Winter
[.143.] spring or fall: Fall
[.144.] shakira or britney: Shakira
[.145.] icp or eminem: eminem
[.146.] marilyn manson or rob zombie: rob zombie
[.147.] kittie or garbage: garbage
[.148.] mtv or vh1: mtv
[.149.] buffy or angel: angel
[.150.] dawson's creek or gilmore girls: the dawson
[.151.] football or basketball: football
[.152.] summer olympics or winter olympics: Winter Olympics.
[.153.] skiing or snowboarding: Snowboarding.
[.154.] rollarblading or skateboarding: Skateboarding
[.155.] black or white: Black.
[.156.] orange or red: Red
[.157.] yellow or green: yellow
[.158.] purple or pink: Pink
[.159.] slipknot or mudvayne: Slipknot
[.160.] hot topic or pac sun: depends on what im looking for
[.161.] inside or outside: depends
[.162.] weed or alcohol: alcohol
[.163.] cell phone or pager: Cell
[.164.] pen or pencil: Pencil
[.165.] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: Powerpuff
[.166.] scooby doo or din: Scooby
[.167.] dragon ball z or pokemon:DBZ
[.168.] star wars or star trek: STAR WARS
[.169.] tattoos or piercings: piercings
[.170.] prep or punk: i dont carw, if ur cool with me then im cool with you
[.171.] slut or whore: whichever will sex me up first
.PERSONAL LIFE.
[.172.] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: No
[.173.] do you have a crush: Yes.
[.174.] do you love anyone right now: idk
[.175.] have you ever been in love: Yes.
[.176.] how many people have you kissed: like 2
[.177.] who was your first kiss: nicole
[.178.] how many hearts have you broken: none that i know of
[.179.] how many people broke your heart: 2
[.180.] best quote to sum up love: "I wanna fuck you like an animal"
[.181.] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: she is beautiful, funny and will hold my cigarette for me, but shes got a bf who is a friend of mine and i cant do that to him
[.182.] do you have a picture of him/her: yup
[.183.] please post it if you do: its in my homecoming post, find it fuckers
[.184.] do you have a picture of yourself: Yes
[.185.] please post it if you do: look in my posts doosh bag
[.186.] do you go by looks or personality: Personality, but looks are good too
[.187.] ever kiss a friend: Yes
[.188.] are you still friends: no
[.189.] so moving along…do you smoke: Yes
[.190.] do you smoke weed: no
[.191.] ever trip on acid: No.
[.192.] how about a little: Nope.
[.193.] crack, heroin, anything else: i get high off of life
[.194.] beer good or beer bad: beer good
[.195.] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: No
[.196.] do you like smirnoff ice: Yes
[.197.] prefer beer or liquor: Liquor
[.198.] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: marlboro menthol lights
.WOULD YOU EVER.
[.201.] bungee jump: Yes
[.202.] sky dive: yes
[.203.] swim with dolphins: Yes
[.204.] scuba dive: yes
[.205.] go rock climbing: Alreadyesy have
[.206.] eat shit for $1,000,000: whos shit?
[.207.] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: No
[.208.] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: do acuaintances count?
[.209.] cross-dress: hells yes
[.210.] lie to the police: if i had to
[.211.] run from the police: see line above
[.212.] lie to your parents: Everyday
[.213.] walk up to a stranger an kiss them: No.
[.214.] be an exotic dancer: if the money was right
[.216.] streak: Yes
[.217.] best friends: jac, ross, sean, marissa, kylie
[.218.] known longest: marissa and kylie
[.219.] wish you talked to more: marissa
[.220.] wish you saw more: marissa
[.221.] how many friends do you think you have: im not one of those fags who counts friends dickhole[.222.] who drives you insane after a while: ross
[.223.] who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: jac and marissa
[.224.] ever lose a good friend because you went to the next level: No
[.225.] craziest: jac by far
[.226.] loudest: ross
[.227.] shyest: me
[.228.] best hair: jac
[.229.] can always make you laugh: who do you think
[.230.] best eyes: marissa
[.231.] best body: marissa
[.232.] most athletic: sean
[.233.] sex symbol: marissa
[.234.] hot tempered: me, sean, ross, kylie
[.235.] most impatient: Me
[.236.] shortest: ms. mees
[.237.] tallest: either me or ross
[.238.] talented: jac and her crazy J-O-O banking skills
[.239.] best singer: me
[.240.] skinniest: marissa
[.241.] nicest: depends
[.242.] best personality: guess
[.243.] biggest drug user: ross and sean
.HAVE YOU EVER.
[.244.] flashed someone: my boobs?
[.245.] told the person you liked how you felt: Yes.
[.246.] been to michigan: No.
[.247.] gotten really REALLY wasted: no
[.248.] gone to jail or juvi: no
[.249.] skateboarded: Yes
[.250.] skinny dipped: Yes.
[.251.] stolen anything: not that i know of
[.252.] wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: No.
[.253.] kicked someone's ass: Yes.
[.254.] pegged someone in the head with a snowball: no.
[.255.] broke a beer bottle: Yes
[.256.] gotten into a bar, under-aged: no
[.257.] kissed someone of the same sex: no
[.258.] gone on a road trip: no
[.259.] gone on vacation without adult supervision: No
[.260.] been to a concert: no
[.261.] been to another country: no
[.262.] talked back to an adult: Yes
[.263.] got pulled over: lol twice
[.264.] got in a car accident: no
[.265.] broken a law: Yes
[.266.] given money to a homeless person: Yes
[.267.] tried to kill yourself: No
[.268.] cried to get out of trouble: No
[.269.] kissed a friend's brother or sister: No
[.270.] kissed a brother or sister's friend: No
[.271.] dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways?: no
.OPNIONS.
[.272.] what do you think...about pop music: some is catchy
[.273.] about boy bands: gay like me
[.274.] about flag burning: whatever floats your boat
[.275.] of the war on terrorists: dont want to be drafted
[.276.] about suicide: easy way out
[.277.] about people who try to force their opinions on you: kick them in the nuts
[.278.] about abortion: go for it if you need it
[.279.] about rock/metal music: swank
[.280.] where do you think you'll be in 10 years: homeless
[.281.] who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: all of my friends
.WHAT DID YOU DO.
[.282.] last birthday: got $5000
[.283.] yesterday: Sat around
[.284.] last weekend: fudged up my car
[.285.] christmas: got my x-box, spent time with the fam
[.286.] thanksgiving: watched willy wonka and the chocolate factory
[.287.] new year's: watched the ball drop
[.288.] halloween: chilled in JC's driveway
[.289.] easter: beat lil kids in an easter egg hunt
[.290.] valentine's day: fucked your mom
.L A S T.
[.291.] thing you ate: hamburger helper
[.292.] thing you drank: Coke
[.293.] thing you wore: jeans, family guy shirt, boxaz, batman belt buckle
[.294.] place you went: tire place
[.295.] thing you got pierced/tattooed: Nothing
[.296.] person you saw: My lil bro
[.297.] person you kissed: marissa on the cheek
[.298.] person you fucked: Never fucked
[.299.] person you talked to: lil bro
[.300.] song you heard: "no rain" by blind melon
[.301.] what are you eating: Nothing
[.302.] what are you drinking: nuthin
[.303.] what are you wearing: see #293
[.304.] any shoes on: nope
[.305.] hair: not done
[.306.] listening to: my lil bro playing GTA
[.307.] talking to anyone: no
[.308.] are you pissed i made this so long: No
. YES OR NO .
[.309.] are you a vegetarian: No.
[.310.] do you like cows: yes
[.311.] are you a bitch: Yes
[.312.] are you artistic: i dont think so
[.313.] do you write poetry: no
[.314.] are you a fast runner: when i need to be
[.315.] can you ski: no
[.316.] are you british: No.
[.317.] do you want to spear britney: No
[.318.] do the voices talk to you: No.
[.319.] did you ever give barbie a haircut: No
[.320.] would you eat mac &cheese with hot dogs in it: sure
[.321.] do you think disney creators were on acid when they made 'alice in wonderland": its quite possible
[.323.] are you stupid: yes
[.324.] are you gay: ask jackie
[.325.] are you talkative: hells yes
[.326.] are you short: No
[.327.] are you tall: Yes
[.328.] do you own a hot pink shirt: no, i have a lavender shirt though
[.329.] how about orange pants: No
[.330.] can you see the flying monkeys:No
[.331.] are you evil: Yes
[.332.] did you ever know someone who had a mullet: Yes
[.333.] is britney a whore: no
[.334.] are you a teenage zombie: No
[.335.] am i annoying you: on the verge
[.336.] do you like marilyn manson: Yes
[.337.] are you secretly from another planet: No.
[.338.] did you ever touch someone else's private parts: all the time
[.339.] do you shop at hot topic: Yes