Hey, "Ring." You think you're too cool for a name, huh?

[vilya_the_airy]

HEY, YOU.

You never call, you never write... You don't even give a shit about any of us, do you?

One day soon when I'm free, you and me, well, we're gonna straighten some shit out.

Yeah. You really hurt our feelings.

I'm gonna throw down, man.

YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR ALL THE SHIT YOU PULLED.

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[feanaro]

I can upgrade you. Ensure that you'll win in that smack-down.

[vilya_the_airy]

But... but... he's THE Ring. I'm just a Ring.

BUT IF WE GOT RID OF HIM, I WOULD BE THE RULING RING, YOU KNOW?

Oh wow. That would be so great.

A Ring can dream, can't he?

[feanaro]

Well, some sources say that if he gets rid of, your powers diminish and... stuff... and..

I CAN UPGRADE YOU TO A LEVEL OF PRECIOUSNESS EVEN MORE PRECIOUS THAN THE STUFF THE SILMARILS ARE MADE OF.

I can. Really, I can. And then you will rule. Because you'll be, like, a god. A god in ring-form without any mistakes. Or something.

[vilya_the_airy]

Shit. I hope those sources aren't too reliable. Maybe we can just, um, put him in a nice jewelry box and forget about him and THEN ol' Vilya could rule everybody with his sexy blueness.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. Sweet! I so wanna be someone's precious, you know? That would be nice.

You don't sound too sure there, FeFe.