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Sniggidy Snap Crap!
Okay, so here's something interesting.
I'm totally not dead.
Also, I've found the most deplorable way to pass the time and spend my money. Details at eleven.
Nobody really posts here anymore, huh? Is everyone on "The MySpace" now? Is that the deal? -
Aww Shucky Ducky, Quack Quack!
You know, I have a bad habit of sporadically (Clueless, anyone?) dropping off the face of the Internet. Whoops ( Read more... ) -
Spoon me, Orkin Man!
I need to get married someday.
Not necessarily for love.
I just really need someone to kill bugs for me. I'd totally put out afterward.
HELLO! -
Propaganda and Produce on Aisle 5
So listen. Today I was at the market with my niece, yanno, performing my Nanny/Ms. Doubtfire-type duties, trying to decide whether to buy one or two gallons of milk, when this nice older gentleman walks past me. And I can feel him looking at me, so I smile and say hello to him. And he looks like a nice old man. Not one of those creepy ( Read more... ) -
Lance broke the car!
My family is so spontaneous ( Read more... ) -
D'okay.
Hey, can somebody tell me how tofu tastes? Does it taste like any other food out there, or does it have a taste of its own? I'm curious. And if it's something that I'll actually enjoy, that'll be one more healthy thing I can tolerate. So, yeah, what does tofu taste like ( Read more... ) -
OMG DOODZ.
It's been two months since my last overdramatic emokid post.
Do you know what time does?
It flies. It flies, my friends.
The longer you go without posting, the harder it is to do it again. Yes, I find this to be true, because you're either trying to think of something to say because it's been so long and you feel like you should post something ( Read more... ) -
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I really hate the fact that there's a whole generation of music that I can no longer listen to without feeling these pangs of sadness in my heart. I can't listen to The Delfonics or The Chi-Lites or Blue Magic. I can't listen to The Whispers or Smokey Robinson & The Miracles. I can't even hear The Commodores anymore. Do you know how much I ( Read more... ) -
My words taste good... Needs salt, though.
Well, at the expense of losing cool points, I'll come clean ( Read more... ) -
She's the kind of girl you wanna marry...
G'Mornin ( Read more... )