Type in "[your name] needs" in Google and post 10 results:

[vinculus]

Travis needs more practice with his spelling as well as help with the concept behind some words such as "do" and "don't

Comments

[trufflepig]

"Stephanie needs to get some pies to Brooklyn"

fucking right i do

[vinculus]

super!

and while you're there you can pick up some new york cheesecake!

[wefellintoit]

"Tatianna needs to be used,abused,humiliated,disiplined,taught and trained."

Smut peddlers sure do love my name.

[stray_dog_]

when i did this a list someone else's "ryan needs" quotes from google came up. i dont know what to make of that.