Hearts and roses and kisses galore ( Read more... )

snow day

*does crazy dance move*

happy happy joy joy!

*falls over*

damn ice

you're frozen ice sickle
jen-jen

The Deserted Island ( Read more... )

i want the little fucker to pay.
im lifting the conditions of the ban.
you may glare, and if you bump into him insult him at your pleasure
tripping will be rewarded with chocolate in mass amounts.
and if you can shoot the girl ok ok a sporking will suffice.
leave his mother out of it. she was always nice to me.

fuck
i hate him now.

since every one else seemed to be very upset by the goverment lately i thought i would chime in ( Read more... )

I'm out of the connecticut version of tax testing. nasty things but im out of them YEY

in other news laurens room is now a bright neon purple. scary pimp like purple. worthy of spencers kinda purple. black light reflecting and all.

shes soo going to be a slut. or a cheer leader.

*shivers down spine*

where did i go wrong?
Fiara

i broke down
i was a pansy
i called him
i called both hims
and got nothing but chit chat
i should be slapped
tomarrow someone slap me
hard

A couple had been married for a long time, but could never get along very well. Many times, late at night, there would be screams and shouts from their house ( Read more... )

icky cramps! damn i wish i were a man.

Amanda my dear you have yet again enginited the feminist with in. and so i again have foudn these wonderful diatribes fromthe internet. aka not my own . just stealing them for an amusing thing to post today ( Read more... )