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May 16, 2005 01:39

oh man people these days have no shame, especially nigerians


so before I left school I got this email, quite interesting:

Dear Friend,

Date: 3rd MAY 2005

This mail may not be surprising to you if you have been
following current events in the international media with
reference to the Middle East and Palestine in particular.

I am Mrs. SUHA ARAFAT,the wife of YASSER ARAFAT, the
Palestinian leader who died recently in Paris. Since his
death and even prior to the announcement, I have been
thrown into a state of antagonism,confusion,humiliation,
frustration and hopelessness by the present leadership of
the Palestinian Liberation Organization [PLO] and the
new Prime Minister. I have even been subjected to physical
and psychological torture. As a widow that is so
traumatized, I have lost confidence with everybody in the
country at the moment.

You must have heard over the media reports and the
Internet on the discovery of some fund in my husband
secret bank account and companies and the allegations of
some huge sums of money deposited by my husband in my name
of which I have refuses to disclose or give up to the
corrupt Palestine Government. In fact the total sum
allegedly discovered by the Government so far is in the
tune of about $4.0 Billion Dollars. And they are not
relenting on their effort to make me poor for life. As you
know, in the Muslem world women take a backrole
in the affairs of the state, hence my desire for a foreign
assistance.For more on the media report you can log onto:

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?
pagename=JPost/JPArticle/ShowFull&cid=1100147302168

I have deposited the sum of US$20,000,000 {Twenty million
US Dollars}with a security firm abroad,with whose name is
withheld for now until we have open communication. I shall
be grateful if you could receive this fund into your bank
account for safe keeping and any Investment opportunity.

This arrangement is known to you and my personal Attorney.
He will be dealing with you directly for security reasons
as the case may be. His name is Jacque Laurent. He is
based in London.For further inquiry please contact him on

;

Emails: jacquelaurent99@lawyersmail.com,
jacquelaurent99@yahoo.fr
jacque_laurent@netexecutive.com

He shall provide you with all his contact
informations,like phone and fax numbers,to ease
communications between you and him, he shall guide you
through to the end of this transactions and that is, if
you are willing to render the assistance that i need at
this piont in time.

In view of the above, if you are willing to assist for our
mutual benefits, we will have to negotiate on your
Percentage share of the $20,000,000 that will be kept in
your position for a while and invested in your name for my
trust pending when my Daughter, Zahwa,will come off age
and take full responsibility of her Family
Estate/inheritance.

Please note that this is a golden opportunity that comes
once in life time and more so, if you are honest, I am
going to entrust more funds in your care as this is one of
the legacy we keep for our children.

In case you don't accept please do not let me out to the
security and international media as I am giving you this
information in total trust and confidence I will greatly
appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith. Please
expedite action.

Yours sincerely,
Suha Arafat

doesn't it make you go...wtf?

assuming that suha fwejfoweioj speaks english as well as her arabic, and somehow in the mighty power of god(?) she got my email, and then, ok this is the best part, her LAWYER sent me an email a week ago it made me believe for a sec and said...damn son you people reeeeallly have no shame



Dear Sir,

Thanks for your quick response to the email. Greetings from Mrs Suha Arafat. I have her permission and authourization to deal with you in this transaction. I have not responded to you before now because I have to check from her before progressing the transaction.Before giving you further information how we intend to carry out this transaction I will want you to answer the following questions.

1) You will act on your own completely in the cause of this transaction with little inputs from us(Mrs Arafat and I). We will not want to be seen to be involved in this transaction. You will be armed with all requirements and documentation that would enable you claim the money with out any problem.

2) You will be ready to act according to our instructions.

3) The documents to claim the funds would be handed over to you once we are sure you are the right person to carry out this transaction with. Most of the documentation would be procured after you have agreed to all the terms of the deal. They will be sent to you for your viewing before you embark on your trip to Europe to claim the money.

4) Mrs Suha will be at the background throughout the duration of the transaction and I will be communicating with you. I will give to you my communication details once you respond to this email.

5) Give us a detailed brief on the investment opportunity available in your country so that we can decide where best to invest Mrs Suha's share of the proceed.

6) Give us any of your ID and your phone and fax numbers. A brief background of you will also be appreciated.

7) Let us know what you will take as share in this business, we propose 10% of the money. Let us know if this is acceptable to you.

8)Let us know if you can travel to Europe to claim the funds on our behalf. All documents will show that you are the owner of the funds. Once we are sure of your loyalty we will begin to make changes to documents with the permission of Mrs. Suha.

The money that you are to claim was deposited with a security house as consignment deposit. The content of the consignment is cash. This is not known to the security company as they are by law not allowed to see the content of a consignment deposit. Once the consignment is scanned and found not to be explosives they are taken in by the security company for deposit. You will be expected to physically make your self available in Europe to claim these funds on behalf of Mrs. Suha.

Please respond ASAP so that the transaction can commence. It is after you have responded and answeed the questions above that I will call you and discuss this proposals with you in more details. Fot further clarification feel free to all me on 44 704 010 4605

Best Regards.

Jacque Laurent

um...jacque, you sorta mispelled your own name buddy
some people these days really have too much time in their hands
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