Mercer Advert
Title: Buy a Mercer!
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Length: drabble 30/40 words sorry very short
Sumarry: Buy A Mercer.
Thanks to: commodoreschick for believing I was funny
Disclaimer: black ears, tail and a liking for cheese? Nope not me.
It slices, dices, cuts, quarters, thirds, and so much more!
You wont be at home without your very own Mercer, the kitchen assassin!
***WARNING***
May inhibit tendencies towards kidnap, arrestment and possible murder. See in store for details.
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Length: drabble 30/40 words sorry very short
Sumarry: Buy A Mercer.
Thanks to: commodoreschick for believing I was funny
Disclaimer: black ears, tail and a liking for cheese? Nope not me.
It slices, dices, cuts, quarters, thirds, and so much more!
You wont be at home without your very own Mercer, the kitchen assassin!
***WARNING***
May inhibit tendencies towards kidnap, arrestment and possible murder. See in store for details.