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"Things haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister."
Day Eleven:Proverbs
It's offical. Some kind of cosmic force of Godly-ness is trying to get ahold of my attention. It's done this before. Slowly the hints are dropping like flies around a dead creature. Everywhere I turn the discussion of religion slashes at my skin turning to emerse itself into my bloodstream. "No!" I shout, "No! This ( Read more... ) -
"And now for something completely different."
Day Ten:The Age of Kings ( Read more... ) -
"All howard stern can talk about is how short his penis is."
Day eight: 3 Countries in 3 hours ( Read more... ) -
I need a stiff drink of Carrot Juice
border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 width=200px>How to make a vintage_harvest
Ingredients:
3 parts competetiveness
3 parts courage
1 part energy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little lustfulness if desired!
Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com -
"I'm Right 80% of the time"
Day Six: ShakepeareSuessficius ( Read more... ) -
"Rain drops the size of lemons."
Day Five ( Read more... ) -
"That was so touching, it gave me gas."
Day Four: Hobbits, Orcs, and Orlando Bloom! Oh my ( Read more... ) -
"For 2 hours you can find time to love the French"
Day Three: Parking Lot of Hell ( Read more... ) -
"We're glued to the seats you idiot!"
Day One: Traveling ( Read more... ) -
I was staring up at my Jack Sparrow poster and realized that a pig's orgasm lasts 5 hours.....
So I sat in my mum's car at Wendy's to make sure I don't neglect my sodium in take and I witnessed the hormones of teenagers this gusty afternoon. It's amazing how one guy, whose I.Q probably matches the color of his boxers (blue and green), can make two girls become giggling morons, but then again they possibly could always be like that....scratch ( Read more... )