the story of a working BOY

[vintagecali]

how about i already got a job at NIU for the work stuy shit!!!! it goes as followed:

Student Patrol : Students in this position assist the University Police by patrolling university parking lots and providing security escorts by request.Employment involves long periods of standing, walking, and exposure to the elements.

Comments

[funeral_letdown]

too bad some girl is gonna get raped because you were too busy eating potbellys.

youre gonna get raped

[vintagecali]

lol that was funny and that girl would be you, and ivana and i would be ingoring your cries for help because i would be too busy trying to fuck ivana........ lol your weird dream, remember!

its 3:00

[funeral_letdown]

we're all gonna be pregnant by the end of the day.