So I got that job, which is sweet. Going to work in a suit during the summer won't. Anyway I just met with my Creative Writing Professor and he said that next year I should apply for scholarships to fiction grad programs. Apparently they will pay you a full teachers salary to teach 2 days at their university and they also give you grad school for ( Read more... )

I vomited last night. Of course, it was after the interactions of a few of my favorite people: Johnnie Walker danced with Stella until jealous McSorely came to crash the whole damn thing. After pre-gaming till two in the morning with Jonnie while playing some sort of sport ripped from the loins of beer pong for bets, we decided to go to a club ( Read more... )

In the year 2052, space travel will become so appropriately efficient that for the first time, vacation plans will be interplanetary. Meaning, of course, gravity bongs will have a whole different meaning for spring break. The moon will be colonized; NOT to bask in the evolution of science, but to build the largest Casino Resort in history.

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Quarks

by Dan Ingala

instinct

The M9 9mm Beretta pistol shaking, an inch from her head, is accompanied by a corrupting erection: the rush of hormones and nitrous oxide allow the blood to fill with each pulsation, filling the loosened tissue. Control. ( Read more... )

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Well, its been a while since I updated this. Hmmm lets see whats happening in the world of Dan. My rolling stone came out with a naked Ho on the front. I went to DC again to save the world (and got caught in a fuckin awesome drum circle in the middle) Went the hookah bar a few times, failed some midterms, went on another date (i hate the dating ( Read more... )

Well my weekend was interesting. Last night I went to a party, then went back with a few people, read the Lorax naked (its true) and hooked up with heather, still naked, but without the lorax. It was fun stuff, but thats all. I had the pleasure of watching her get with another guy tonight at a rooftop kegger we were at. Ah well, we sure were naked ( Read more... )