Wow, 44 comments is like a record! I love Nikki's and my demented conversations. See Denise, I am learning something from you! You, and your demented fortune cookie business!! Crazy girl
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Would you rather eat horse manure, or drink 75 year old eggnog? I'd go with the egg nog, I mean, at least at one point it was something edible, where as horse manure... no.
Would you rather drink the urine of a dog, or eat a dog biscut? (The dog biscut, however, is covered with maggots and other unmentionables that you CANNOT pick off) The urine, definitely, I do not do maggots and other bug-like creatures.
Wanna hear a gross story?! It's only fair since you grossed me out. I was eating peanuts one day when I was on the stupid South Beach diet because it was the only thing I could eat and I'm sitting there la la la eating them and watching TV when I feel this sticky thing on my hand. I pull my hand out and there is a web on it. And oh no, not a spider web. Ever seen those pantry moths? They get into flour and other dry goods if you leave them open? Yeah and then they lay eggs and there's these fucking worms in your flour?! Well yeah that's what kind of web this was. I puked all over the floor and
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Would you rather eat horse manure, or drink 75 year old eggnog? I'd go with the egg nog, I mean, at least at one point it was something edible, where as horse manure... no.
Would you rather drink the urine of a dog, or eat a dog biscut? (The dog biscut, however, is covered with maggots and other unmentionables that you CANNOT pick off) The urine, definitely, I do not do maggots and other bug-like creatures.
Wanna hear a gross story?! It's only fair since you grossed me out. I was eating peanuts one day when I was on the stupid South Beach diet because it was the only thing I could eat and I'm sitting there la la la eating them and watching TV when I feel this sticky thing on my hand. I pull my hand out and there is a web on it. And oh no, not a spider web. Ever seen those pantry moths? They get into flour and other dry goods if you leave them open? Yeah and then they lay eggs and there's these fucking worms in your flour?! Well yeah that's what kind of web this was. I puked all over the floor and ( ... )
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Come on Danielle, I DARE YOU!
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