Chuck Norris

I thought this was kind of funny for some reason.

I went to the DMA with my friend julie on saturday, she's a really nice person. It is nice to see someone being nice to people just for the sake of being nice. It seems like you really don't see enough of that. People are too busy trying not to look lame to show someone else a kind gesture I guess. Like the other day when I was walking out of the ( Read more... )

Look out world, someone is about to take a big shit, and that someone's name is Vinny.

I've started running again.

I got a new car.

Remember not to stick a firecracker in your peehole.... but if you do, don't light it.... if you do that, you are pretty damn stupid, have a good time bleeding out the peehole .... literally ( Read more... )

Well, some good stuff happened today. Let's review ( Read more... )

Well, lately I have just been doing a bunch of shit to get ready for camp this summer at the YMCA. Camp starts up this monday and we aren't done getting it all set up. We tried to set up main tent with 9 people and it didn't work at all. The wind blew really hard and it was caught by the top of the tent and it lifting this dude named Anthony off of ( Read more... )

The following are madlibs that I did earlier tonight (sorry for my language annie)

Sex, Drugs, and Rock'n'RollSex, drugs, and rock'n'roll have one thing in common: BRICK OF COCAINE . This is a pretty SEX coincidence. However, FAT GIRLS WITH LONG NIPPLES have always known this; their JIZZ FILLED SHIT WITH CORN IN IT enabled them to see this 5 ( Read more... )

I got a new phone because my old one is fucked (it broke in half). I have nobody in the phonebook, if you have my phone number and want in, call me. I only remember like 4 or 5 phone numbers, the funny thing is that I am not joking.