i find myself constantly below the level that i strive for, and yet, every single time this fact reasserts itself in my mind, i feel i've lost something; something i'm sure i never had, which is why it seems so unfair that i must continually feel dismay. i'm not sure why, after all these years, i haven't come to accept this constant state as the ( Read more... )

i'm giving people sacks of estrogen for christmas this year.

sounds like cirrus

is there NOWHERE in this crazy town a girl can get a churro?

i'm so...busy.

not once, not even once, did i check my phone today looking for love.

...not even one time!

this book says that flowers are the definition of beauty.
that's silly!

Building Suggestions for McClain Hall:

1.) Ged rid of the poltergeist
2.) Replace ceiling with giant T.V. screen
3.) Name my cat
4.) More french fries
5.) Better bathroom color (Suggestion: pink)

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okay, i'm back.

give me a call?

i'll be available by 11 a.m. every day, from tomorrow until three weeks from then. which is probably before most of you will have woken up.

p.s. why didn't you guys tell me deviled eggs were so good?

fuck you, summer!

this is change. i'm thinkin' my magnetic south must've up and become my magnetic north, and vice versa. that, or i've been completely demagnetized. either way, i've become a winter-loving girl.
what the heck?

(but really spring and fall, just like every sane person in the world)

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