i feel like a bead of oil in a lake of inspiration. i can see and feel inspiration all around and over me, but i just can't get my little purple fingers wrapped around it.

i think i've got a mild case of emetophobia.
maybe not.
wouldn't you like to know?

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i like college mail a LOT. alotalot.

i've been academically ignored and outdone most of my life.
i like college mail.

5 Guilty Pleasures:

1. Myspace profile pictures

2. Lifetime movies

3. Harry Potter "fan fiction"

4. Gelatinous candy hearts

5. Short shorts

Tagged:
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okay, here it is.

you reply to this by telling me who your best phone conversation EVER was with, and i'll respond by telling you whether or not you would look good with pink hair.

it's a good deal.
completely free.

i don't know WHAT has posessed me.

nevermind that, i am SO FUCKING ANGRY.

introduction:

i wish very much that i had four voices.

body:

list of mundanities.

conclusion:

i'm a very un-opinionated person. in general, i consider this a shortcoming...but every now and then, i wonder if i'm not lucky.

when i talk at night, i'm sounding things out.

i hear a big truck idleing in the alleyway.

it's so cold.

i repeat:
it's so COLD.

sore muscles, akward conversations, heavy limbs, dirty laundry, THRILLING silences, and malfunctioning software, oh my!

making strings of two-word phrases is so much easier to do than putting whole sentences together.

playing in fiberglass insulation was the dumbest idea i've had in a good long while.

i'm cool with that.